Ace Slurgin
@captkindawesome.bsky.social
Ugly bag of mostly water. He/him
Men have a hard time finding the clitoris... nothing new
December 19, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Men have a hard time finding the clitoris... nothing new
MTV used to integrate different music genres and introduce them to many young adults and teens. Now that they only show Ridiculousness 24/7 and nothing else, everyone is a music racist.
December 16, 2024 at 11:19 PM
MTV used to integrate different music genres and introduce them to many young adults and teens. Now that they only show Ridiculousness 24/7 and nothing else, everyone is a music racist.
Which Fabuloso tastes best, orange or blue?
December 16, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Which Fabuloso tastes best, orange or blue?
It's kind of crazy that I was born a white man like what if I wanted to face systemic oppression one day
December 10, 2024 at 4:38 PM
It's kind of crazy that I was born a white man like what if I wanted to face systemic oppression one day
I almost brought my 3D printed gun and 2 page ChatGPT manifesto to McDonalds as well, that would have been awkward if the police apprehended the wrong fall guy
December 10, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I almost brought my 3D printed gun and 2 page ChatGPT manifesto to McDonalds as well, that would have been awkward if the police apprehended the wrong fall guy
So are we boycotting McDonald's now or....
December 10, 2024 at 2:39 AM
So are we boycotting McDonald's now or....
Who did Luigi vote for so I know whether to condone the shooting or not
December 9, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Who did Luigi vote for so I know whether to condone the shooting or not
I hate that testicles make up 1/4 of a rat's body mass, like damn is it that serious
December 9, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I hate that testicles make up 1/4 of a rat's body mass, like damn is it that serious
How can NYC be based if people like this live there?
I get the well-deserved vitriol directed at cruel and greedy insurance companies for taking our money and DENYING benefits when we (or our loved ones) need them most. That shit needs to stop.
What I don't get is the hero worship of Luigi Mangione, the guy who allegedly murdered the UHC CEO.
What I don't get is the hero worship of Luigi Mangione, the guy who allegedly murdered the UHC CEO.
December 9, 2024 at 11:07 PM
How can NYC be based if people like this live there?
Finally checking out Miss Lorelai and her laser eyes and, like most puzzle games, it succeeds in making me feel genius and stupid as fuck.
December 9, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Finally checking out Miss Lorelai and her laser eyes and, like most puzzle games, it succeeds in making me feel genius and stupid as fuck.
A 10k reward for snitching is extremely insulting... it better be something more than I have in my own bank account
December 7, 2024 at 5:20 AM
A 10k reward for snitching is extremely insulting... it better be something more than I have in my own bank account
The best part of Temple of Doom is the Anything Goes opening number.
December 7, 2024 at 3:22 AM
The best part of Temple of Doom is the Anything Goes opening number.
I love looking at the US vs. JP box art. They changed the smol priest bean into a sexy warrior monk and of course the protag is scowling.
December 6, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I love looking at the US vs. JP box art. They changed the smol priest bean into a sexy warrior monk and of course the protag is scowling.
Oscar insurance they could never make me hate you, the official medical insurance of the Latinx community
December 5, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Oscar insurance they could never make me hate you, the official medical insurance of the Latinx community
Candid shot of happy trans girlies living in the moment ❤️
December 4, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Candid shot of happy trans girlies living in the moment ❤️
They should make Ozempic dipping sauce for fat people.
December 3, 2024 at 4:50 PM
They should make Ozempic dipping sauce for fat people.
I knew I was gay because I identified with the bitter old hag Mrs. Slocombe and not the effette Mr. Humphries.
December 3, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I knew I was gay because I identified with the bitter old hag Mrs. Slocombe and not the effette Mr. Humphries.
Did they hire midgets for Wicked movie or did they just make cgi monstrosities
November 22, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Did they hire midgets for Wicked movie or did they just make cgi monstrosities
Letting my boss know there are videogames I have to catch up on
November 22, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Letting my boss know there are videogames I have to catch up on
"Please read first" in app bio. You know it's about to be some bullshit
November 22, 2024 at 7:54 PM
"Please read first" in app bio. You know it's about to be some bullshit
Dragon Age Veilguard definitely felt more watered down to appeal to a much younger demographic, I came away not feeling strongly one way or the other with all of the companions
November 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Dragon Age Veilguard definitely felt more watered down to appeal to a much younger demographic, I came away not feeling strongly one way or the other with all of the companions
Women's restrooms should have stalls so they can measure each other's vaginas.
November 21, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Women's restrooms should have stalls so they can measure each other's vaginas.
Unpopular opinion: it's ok for men to be gynecologists because women don't know what the fuck is going on down there either.
November 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Unpopular opinion: it's ok for men to be gynecologists because women don't know what the fuck is going on down there either.
What are you doing to promote the homosexual agenda?
November 21, 2024 at 8:00 PM
What are you doing to promote the homosexual agenda?