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Capt. S’Haz Koto
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Starfleet Captain, U.S.S. Delphi
Caitian Ambassador
Exo-Port Trading Sponsor
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December 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Upon casting you must sing Rasputin by Boney M.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It sounds like they probably arent actually hiring and that was a good out for them to not have to bother with an interview for them to keep up appearances.
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I thought this was a cheese themed set.
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 AM
This country has a history of not taking threats seriously until its too late and we pay a heavy price. So this is pretty on brand for us.
December 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Of course he would say the economy is A++++++. He’s grading it on how well it’s working for himself. Which, unsurprisingly, when you funnel all of it to yourself and your friends it must feel like it’s great.
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Cause duh, every accusation is a confession with these guys.
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Im sure someone has already said something about premature ejac considering lots of his rockets have blown up on the launch pad
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Can the AI bubble burst already so we can teach people how to actually function in a productive society?
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December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Aww man, I was really hoping all the little ideas I’ve written down so far would just coalesce into a finished product
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Ive already filed the paperwork…
October 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Supervisor
October 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Timothy Mellon is the actual donor of that money.
October 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
One of the rules about being a cat is to never let anyone know your next move.
October 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I was unable to make it out today but my husband was there in full force!
October 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Booo not cool!
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Please tell me there is video of this interaction!!!
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Someone has too much time on their hands…
October 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hehehe wassup
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September 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Capitalism has decided that the only venue for your favorite songs from yesteryear shall be in the form of new pharmaceutical commercials.
September 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Omg! Glad you got away safely!
September 14, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I feel like part of the problem is that theyve stopped writing original stories meant to challenge us intellectually. Its now become a nostalgia-fest. The ship and the uniforms and the tech but with half baked yes-anded ideas.
September 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I was considering doing something for the day but with it being on a Monday it’s tough to do since I have to work as well.
September 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I love Pelia’s maximallism
August 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM