Capt Mak
@captmak.bsky.social
Do they know antifa means anti FASCIST?
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Do they know antifa means anti FASCIST?
And how will you prevent people from just inventing pets they own?
Like.. what will stop you from simply registering 100000’s of pets as yours? How will you stop me from registering every stray cat?
Like.. what will stop you from simply registering 100000’s of pets as yours? How will you stop me from registering every stray cat?
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
And how will you prevent people from just inventing pets they own?
Like.. what will stop you from simply registering 100000’s of pets as yours? How will you stop me from registering every stray cat?
Like.. what will stop you from simply registering 100000’s of pets as yours? How will you stop me from registering every stray cat?
Then pets need social security numbers.
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Then pets need social security numbers.
I’ll deduct every cat that shows up on my front porch for food.
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’ll deduct every cat that shows up on my front porch for food.
It started with draft dodging.
December 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It started with draft dodging.
Any honest billionaire will tell you it was hard work and lots of luck. There are a million other “Jeff Bezos” out there that you’ll never hear about.
December 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Any honest billionaire will tell you it was hard work and lots of luck. There are a million other “Jeff Bezos” out there that you’ll never hear about.
Don’t worry though. Trump will get it down 27,000%.
December 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Don’t worry though. Trump will get it down 27,000%.
But has autism been cured?
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
But has autism been cured?
We can’t get a jobs report but we can get a Christmas spending report?
December 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
We can’t get a jobs report but we can get a Christmas spending report?
Then how does he know about the photos if he knows nothing about it?
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Then how does he know about the photos if he knows nothing about it?
I’ve heard this for 10 years.
December 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I’ve heard this for 10 years.
Tim hasn’t a clue what he’s talking about.
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Tim hasn’t a clue what he’s talking about.
He should sue for a billion dollars.
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
He should sue for a billion dollars.
They won’t even be allowed to vote in two more years.
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
They won’t even be allowed to vote in two more years.
If only we had mechanism to inject people with a dead version of the virus. I bet it would trick the immune system.
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If only we had mechanism to inject people with a dead version of the virus. I bet it would trick the immune system.
Pretty soon he will be charging US citizens a membership fee.
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Pretty soon he will be charging US citizens a membership fee.
We can say republicans are awful and should have 0 power while also not agreeing with or respecting the Democratic Party but also agree the democrats are not looking to kill democracy.
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
We can say republicans are awful and should have 0 power while also not agreeing with or respecting the Democratic Party but also agree the democrats are not looking to kill democracy.
Coming soon to the United States.
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Coming soon to the United States.
Welp… the leopards ate her face.
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Welp… the leopards ate her face.
He’s had sex. With men. Probably.
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
He’s had sex. With men. Probably.
Some of these are legit classics.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Some of these are legit classics.