This all am going say about current political situation and the going spend rest evening share Smut and Art to improve my and my followers mode.

Fuck you dems, you spineless jellyfish be fucking better.

In this case, it was me going:

"Hey, can you send me a screenshot of the error, so I can see it?"

*Not 30 seconds later phone rang with the person's name*

Me:

I can always tell if someone has worked in retail or front desk by how they react to hearing Christmas music in November.

Personally, I would like the fat red man to fuck off until I had my turkey.

If you feel the need to cc not only someone's boss but their boss's boss. Kindly go fuck yourself with a cactus.

Sincerely your very pissed off IT Tech.