I was taught at a young age to be silent when other people are sleeping. Turn door knobs to close the door, walk lightly, don't even breathe too loudly. Too bad that didn't catch on more lol

#Luigi #DenyDefendDepose

Welp. I'm almost 40 and now I feel like absolute trash if I didn't sleep with my CPAP. Might as well call the coroner.
#Old #WhenDidThisHappen #OhNo #Gariatric

What year is it?!

Shredded cheese brings all the fatties running. #CatsOfBluesky

Where is Myspace Tom? We need him to step out of the shadows and bring us the next social media platform.
#GroundControltoMyspaceTom

To be as care free as this chonky girl on a Monday morning

Get you a man who doesn't throw a weird fit when you express concern for him eating fried rice at 8pm when he wakes up with the shits every night. 🙄😒

Kennedy Center Honors and Bob Weir broke out his tuxedo poncho. Love that dude. 💀🌹⚡
#GratefulDead
#KeneddyCenter
#WeirEverywhere

The scheming begins.

#catsofbluesky
#blackcats

Get you a man who wants to eat a Costco weiner in the back of the parking lot after buying an industrial pack of toilet paper. 🥰