CarbonArk
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Musician | Opinion expresser | Humanist | Cat fosterer | he/him | Professional Millenial
If you thought the "we are Charlie Kirk" song was cringe, wait until you hear "we are Jeffrey Epstein"
February 4, 2026 at 5:52 PM
If you thought the "we are Charlie Kirk" song was cringe, wait until you hear "we are Jeffrey Epstein"
The thing ive personally observed about history Vs fiction is that fiction tends to be very overt and fast, but if that thing happens in reality it tends to be much slower and more obfuscated
This, by estimation, is what "taking over the world" looks like
This, by estimation, is what "taking over the world" looks like
What is Trump's Board of Peace - and is it going to replace the UN?
Originally planned as a small group to oversee the Gaza ceasefire, the board has morphed into something far more ambitious - and Trump could be chairman for life.
news.sky.com
January 22, 2026 at 11:08 AM
The thing ive personally observed about history Vs fiction is that fiction tends to be very overt and fast, but if that thing happens in reality it tends to be much slower and more obfuscated
This, by estimation, is what "taking over the world" looks like
This, by estimation, is what "taking over the world" looks like
Everywhere I look, gen-z are truly the bully generation
'Young 40': The South Korean millennials mocked for 'trying too hard' - BBC News
Even the iPhone, long considered the preserve of the youth, has been recast as a tacky trademark of Young 40s.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 19, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Everywhere I look, gen-z are truly the bully generation
This is from an iPaper article btw it's not meant to be funny
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
This is from an iPaper article btw it's not meant to be funny
Along with increasing the age you can get on social media we should probably also introduce comprehension tests for the elderly to make sure they're still cognitively capable of being on social media. John Cleese here needing a wellness check
January 18, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Along with increasing the age you can get on social media we should probably also introduce comprehension tests for the elderly to make sure they're still cognitively capable of being on social media. John Cleese here needing a wellness check
I don't like that the stranger things finale and my lifespan co-exist
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I don't like that the stranger things finale and my lifespan co-exist
Businesses -
Working remotely from home 😡👎
Working remotely during your holiday 😘👍
Working remotely from home 😡👎
Working remotely during your holiday 😘👍
‘Brilliant for work-life balance’: how Britain is embracing the ‘workation’
Research finds growing trend of employers letting employees work remotely to free up more holiday time
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January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Businesses -
Working remotely from home 😡👎
Working remotely during your holiday 😘👍
Working remotely from home 😡👎
Working remotely during your holiday 😘👍
If you've got time to shoot and get out of the way, which they did, you have ample time to simply get out of the way. This was murder
Minneapolis shooting latest: demonstrations and vigils across US after Minnesota woman fatally shot by ICE agent
Minneapolis shooting latest: demonstrations and vigils across US after Minnesota woman fatally shot by ICE agent
Governor Tim Walz said he was prepared to deploy the National Guard and expressed outrage over the shooting
When a federal agent shot and killed a woman during a large-scale immigration enforcement operation in Minneapolis on Wednesday, the Guardian was nearby, shadowing observers who have trained for months to monitor and respond to Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) activity in the state.
ICE vehicles, unmarked, lined the street, and yellow police tape cordoned off the area in the immediate aftermath of the shooting. Dozens of protesters and community members were seen on the snowy street, shouting at ICE agents and at the local police. More agents arrived amid the chaos. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 AM
If you've got time to shoot and get out of the way, which they did, you have ample time to simply get out of the way. This was murder
If the US was only interested in defense, it has agreements with Denmark to make Greenland a fortress. BUT
1. It would have to be focused on mutual defense
2. This gives them no access to natural resources
1. It would have to be focused on mutual defense
2. This gives them no access to natural resources
January 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM
If the US was only interested in defense, it has agreements with Denmark to make Greenland a fortress. BUT
1. It would have to be focused on mutual defense
2. This gives them no access to natural resources
1. It would have to be focused on mutual defense
2. This gives them no access to natural resources
Few interesting points I've heard about messaging RE Maduro
Even the US isn't justifying it via "he's a brutal dictator" so when YOU do, you are effectively working their PR for free. By doing this you make the narrative "oh you think removing dictators is bad?", and lo and behold, thats happening
Even the US isn't justifying it via "he's a brutal dictator" so when YOU do, you are effectively working their PR for free. By doing this you make the narrative "oh you think removing dictators is bad?", and lo and behold, thats happening
January 6, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Few interesting points I've heard about messaging RE Maduro
Even the US isn't justifying it via "he's a brutal dictator" so when YOU do, you are effectively working their PR for free. By doing this you make the narrative "oh you think removing dictators is bad?", and lo and behold, thats happening
Even the US isn't justifying it via "he's a brutal dictator" so when YOU do, you are effectively working their PR for free. By doing this you make the narrative "oh you think removing dictators is bad?", and lo and behold, thats happening
So now we are at 2 out of 3 global super powers who have started a war with a smaller nearby nation, with the intent being regime change to install a friendly government to more easily capture resources.
Are there any small nations near China that have opposing governments? Oh...yeah...
Are there any small nations near China that have opposing governments? Oh...yeah...
January 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
So now we are at 2 out of 3 global super powers who have started a war with a smaller nearby nation, with the intent being regime change to install a friendly government to more easily capture resources.
Are there any small nations near China that have opposing governments? Oh...yeah...
Are there any small nations near China that have opposing governments? Oh...yeah...
Honey wake up! "their president is a drug smuggler" is the new "they have WMD's"
Another paper thin excuse for another war for oil.
Another paper thin excuse for another war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Honey wake up! "their president is a drug smuggler" is the new "they have WMD's"
Another paper thin excuse for another war for oil.
Another paper thin excuse for another war for oil.
I don't know if this is shade or not, but today i set up a bunch of social media accounts for a side thing I'm doing and all of the registration emails came successfully to my brand new email inbox...except twitter/X's emails, the went straight to junk lol
December 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I don't know if this is shade or not, but today i set up a bunch of social media accounts for a side thing I'm doing and all of the registration emails came successfully to my brand new email inbox...except twitter/X's emails, the went straight to junk lol
If there's anything that immediately underlines how out of touch you are, as I just saw Paddy McGuinness do, it's (in the context of complaining about *young people*) going
"Millenials 😏"
Paddy my dude, there are no young millenials left, and I fear that has been true for several years
"Millenials 😏"
Paddy my dude, there are no young millenials left, and I fear that has been true for several years
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If there's anything that immediately underlines how out of touch you are, as I just saw Paddy McGuinness do, it's (in the context of complaining about *young people*) going
"Millenials 😏"
Paddy my dude, there are no young millenials left, and I fear that has been true for several years
"Millenials 😏"
Paddy my dude, there are no young millenials left, and I fear that has been true for several years
Not a day goes by where this comic isn't relevant, and that in 2025 it is still even *remotely* necessary is like sand under my nails
Flexing ignorance will be severely punished when I am God Emperor
Flexing ignorance will be severely punished when I am God Emperor
December 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not a day goes by where this comic isn't relevant, and that in 2025 it is still even *remotely* necessary is like sand under my nails
Flexing ignorance will be severely punished when I am God Emperor
Flexing ignorance will be severely punished when I am God Emperor
My new litmus test for whether a leftist is smart or just the other side of the idiot coin is "whether they reference the movie Idiocracy unironically"
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My new litmus test for whether a leftist is smart or just the other side of the idiot coin is "whether they reference the movie Idiocracy unironically"
Most people know that the first P in PHP stands for "PHP", but what most people DONT know is that "Mac" in "Mac and cheese" also stands for "Mac and cheese"
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Most people know that the first P in PHP stands for "PHP", but what most people DONT know is that "Mac" in "Mac and cheese" also stands for "Mac and cheese"
Well that's some good news
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Well that's some good news
I really liked Ghost of Yotei but the ending annoyed me very slightly.
Without spoilers, two characters are present at the end and one is required to sacrifice themselves but EITHER could have. The one the writers chose, however, i think was the worse choice and wraps up the story in a messier way
Without spoilers, two characters are present at the end and one is required to sacrifice themselves but EITHER could have. The one the writers chose, however, i think was the worse choice and wraps up the story in a messier way
December 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I really liked Ghost of Yotei but the ending annoyed me very slightly.
Without spoilers, two characters are present at the end and one is required to sacrifice themselves but EITHER could have. The one the writers chose, however, i think was the worse choice and wraps up the story in a messier way
Without spoilers, two characters are present at the end and one is required to sacrifice themselves but EITHER could have. The one the writers chose, however, i think was the worse choice and wraps up the story in a messier way
This attack is a direct result of Israel desperately trying to conflate Israel (the state) and Jews (the people)
They made this scenario inevitable by saying "to attack Israel is to attack Jews". It was only a matter of time before someone thought "if I want to attack Israel, I should attack Jews"
They made this scenario inevitable by saying "to attack Israel is to attack Jews". It was only a matter of time before someone thought "if I want to attack Israel, I should attack Jews"
Israel's cheerleaders are weaponising the horrific Bondi Beach antisemitic attack.
They intend to use this sickening atrocity to silence opposition to genocide.
But now is the time for moral clarity - to oppose violence against all civilians.
They intend to use this sickening atrocity to silence opposition to genocide.
But now is the time for moral clarity - to oppose violence against all civilians.
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This attack is a direct result of Israel desperately trying to conflate Israel (the state) and Jews (the people)
They made this scenario inevitable by saying "to attack Israel is to attack Jews". It was only a matter of time before someone thought "if I want to attack Israel, I should attack Jews"
They made this scenario inevitable by saying "to attack Israel is to attack Jews". It was only a matter of time before someone thought "if I want to attack Israel, I should attack Jews"
Yet another example of the right being fundamentally untrustworthy. Kirk gets shot and they lose their minds over anyone acting less than devastated, citing "anyone no matter your opinion of them gets killed you should be respectful", but here's trump shitting on RR *the same day* he's killed
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Yet another example of the right being fundamentally untrustworthy. Kirk gets shot and they lose their minds over anyone acting less than devastated, citing "anyone no matter your opinion of them gets killed you should be respectful", but here's trump shitting on RR *the same day* he's killed
This is a great example of one of the many reasons why I don't believe Democracy is the best system of directing human civilization.
Rather than being led by reality, we are being led by perception. And if you can panic a person? Their perception may as well be made of clay
Rather than being led by reality, we are being led by perception. And if you can panic a person? Their perception may as well be made of clay
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
This is a great example of one of the many reasons why I don't believe Democracy is the best system of directing human civilization.
Rather than being led by reality, we are being led by perception. And if you can panic a person? Their perception may as well be made of clay
Rather than being led by reality, we are being led by perception. And if you can panic a person? Their perception may as well be made of clay
The older I get the more "back when people weren't so sensitive!" comments piss me off with how naive it is.
Like I'll see people talking about the 2002 "it's not for girls" Yorkie ads and saying this shit. MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, PEOPLE IN 2002 THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS SOFT THEN TOO
Like I'll see people talking about the 2002 "it's not for girls" Yorkie ads and saying this shit. MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, PEOPLE IN 2002 THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS SOFT THEN TOO
December 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The older I get the more "back when people weren't so sensitive!" comments piss me off with how naive it is.
Like I'll see people talking about the 2002 "it's not for girls" Yorkie ads and saying this shit. MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, PEOPLE IN 2002 THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS SOFT THEN TOO
Like I'll see people talking about the 2002 "it's not for girls" Yorkie ads and saying this shit. MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, PEOPLE IN 2002 THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS SOFT THEN TOO
Well obviously, male puberty gives a person an unfair advantage at political conferences.
Anyway, now that labour have gone full mask off, it's not about safety or equality they just don't believe trans women are women, can we stop all efforts of giving them the benefit of the doubt?
Anyway, now that labour have gone full mask off, it's not about safety or equality they just don't believe trans women are women, can we stop all efforts of giving them the benefit of the doubt?
Trans women to be barred from main Labour women’s conference in 2026
All delegates will be able to attend fringe programme as party tries to find compromise while complying with supreme court ruling on gender
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December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Well obviously, male puberty gives a person an unfair advantage at political conferences.
Anyway, now that labour have gone full mask off, it's not about safety or equality they just don't believe trans women are women, can we stop all efforts of giving them the benefit of the doubt?
Anyway, now that labour have gone full mask off, it's not about safety or equality they just don't believe trans women are women, can we stop all efforts of giving them the benefit of the doubt?