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Jeez. A lion, a fish, a giraffe, and I aced every single one of them, AND I was standing on a wet battery to stay away from the sharks that hooker told you I was afraid of. My new medal is the Hannibal Lecter award for balanced diets in the American home. Off now to the Gulf of Trump for a fart.
December 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Jeez. A lion, a fish, a giraffe, and I aced every single one of them, AND I was standing on a wet battery to stay away from the sharks that hooker told you I was afraid of. My new medal is the Hannibal Lecter award for balanced diets in the American home. Off now to the Gulf of Trump for a fart.
Nigel Farage is a racist and an opportunist. In the ‘first past the post’ electoral system, this noxious slob scraped into Parliament by three votes on his fifth attempt.He hates people of colour and the Reform Party is composed of bigots.Stay the fuck out of Scotland, Nige. You are not wanted here.
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Nigel Farage is a racist and an opportunist. In the ‘first past the post’ electoral system, this noxious slob scraped into Parliament by three votes on his fifth attempt.He hates people of colour and the Reform Party is composed of bigots.Stay the fuck out of Scotland, Nige. You are not wanted here.
Trump is seen by the whole world for what he is,a malicious narcissistic liar who will destroy America in his own,selfish and disgusting interests.He can no longer hide his deranged sexual abuse, his buggery of young girls,boys.It is America’s SHAME that this profoundly evil old man is President.
December 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Trump is seen by the whole world for what he is,a malicious narcissistic liar who will destroy America in his own,selfish and disgusting interests.He can no longer hide his deranged sexual abuse, his buggery of young girls,boys.It is America’s SHAME that this profoundly evil old man is President.
I am an old man. I am proud of it. I remember the Prague ‘spring’ and hearing on my little radio “we need troops, troops in the Danube Valley.” The enemy then was Russia and the Soviet Empire. Its resurgence threatens Poland,Lithuania,Latvia, Slovakia,Romania, Bulgaria,Hungary, Germany,the Czechs.
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I am an old man. I am proud of it. I remember the Prague ‘spring’ and hearing on my little radio “we need troops, troops in the Danube Valley.” The enemy then was Russia and the Soviet Empire. Its resurgence threatens Poland,Lithuania,Latvia, Slovakia,Romania, Bulgaria,Hungary, Germany,the Czechs.
When the histories of these times come to be written they will say of President Zelenskyy “ There was a MAN.” SLAVA UKRAINI!
December 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When the histories of these times come to be written they will say of President Zelenskyy “ There was a MAN.” SLAVA UKRAINI!
A message sent with admiration and respect to President Zelenskyy of the Ukraine, in my estimation the greatest leader of the twenty first century. Mr President, sir, and I am not pointing out anything you do not already know, you cannot trust a single word the Americans have to say about anything.
December 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
A message sent with admiration and respect to President Zelenskyy of the Ukraine, in my estimation the greatest leader of the twenty first century. Mr President, sir, and I am not pointing out anything you do not already know, you cannot trust a single word the Americans have to say about anything.
Putin cannot embarrass anybody. He is a mass murderer who invaded a sovereign state, a greedy little worm who has robbed his peasant nation of countless billions. Putin is to blame for the war in the Ukraine and NO ONE ELSE
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Putin cannot embarrass anybody. He is a mass murderer who invaded a sovereign state, a greedy little worm who has robbed his peasant nation of countless billions. Putin is to blame for the war in the Ukraine and NO ONE ELSE
Trump remains a semi-comatose fat old idiot.He and the sycophantic fools in his cabinet REFUSE TO ADMIT tariffs are a heavy tax ON Americans, paid by importers. Capital is fleeing the USA, jobs are down,inflation up,Biden’s 12% growth has been squandered.You did not want a woman President.Har har.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Trump remains a semi-comatose fat old idiot.He and the sycophantic fools in his cabinet REFUSE TO ADMIT tariffs are a heavy tax ON Americans, paid by importers. Capital is fleeing the USA, jobs are down,inflation up,Biden’s 12% growth has been squandered.You did not want a woman President.Har har.
Look, my honey, it’s not hard to understand even if you have the paucity of a US education.America in NOT an island. It needs the world. Russian dictator Putin invaded the Ukraine because he wanted more land. It has cost the bastard a million and a half dead. He should withdraw to his own borders.
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Look, my honey, it’s not hard to understand even if you have the paucity of a US education.America in NOT an island. It needs the world. Russian dictator Putin invaded the Ukraine because he wanted more land. It has cost the bastard a million and a half dead. He should withdraw to his own borders.
It is hard to see how America can host either the World Soccer Cup or the Olympic Games.Donald Tiny Dick Trump is a psychopath who is progressively banning nations from the USA.In one year Trump has destroyed the USA economy and made America hated across the globe, in ONLY ONE YEAR the US is fucked!
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It is hard to see how America can host either the World Soccer Cup or the Olympic Games.Donald Tiny Dick Trump is a psychopath who is progressively banning nations from the USA.In one year Trump has destroyed the USA economy and made America hated across the globe, in ONLY ONE YEAR the US is fucked!
I remember how the first Russian invaders of the Ukraine were not even told where they were actually going, as well as having their dress uniforms in kit as they expected to be marching through the streets of Kiev in triumph. Hubris and nemesis. Russia, or more properly, Putin is DOOMED.
December 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I remember how the first Russian invaders of the Ukraine were not even told where they were actually going, as well as having their dress uniforms in kit as they expected to be marching through the streets of Kiev in triumph. Hubris and nemesis. Russia, or more properly, Putin is DOOMED.
Trump is completely insane. He will extend the travel ban to more and more countries. Forget the World Cup and the Olympics, America. There will be no countries left to take part. He is completely off his head.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Trump is completely insane. He will extend the travel ban to more and more countries. Forget the World Cup and the Olympics, America. There will be no countries left to take part. He is completely off his head.
Donald Trump is a fucking liar. Joe Biden’s economy was the envy of the world, growing at 12 % per annum.Now,inflation is up because of the stupid tariffs,unemployment is up, healthcare destroyed, international friends and foes alike,lost.Trump has flushed America down the toilet.TRUMP IS A LIAR.
December 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Donald Trump is a fucking liar. Joe Biden’s economy was the envy of the world, growing at 12 % per annum.Now,inflation is up because of the stupid tariffs,unemployment is up, healthcare destroyed, international friends and foes alike,lost.Trump has flushed America down the toilet.TRUMP IS A LIAR.
There are no English race riots in Scotland. We are a different people.Scotland cares and shares,and we utterly reject the xenophobic Nigel Farage, commonly seen opening his enormous mouth to guzzle a pint of the piss England calls beer.Go home,Nige you freak and take your Reform idiots with you.
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
There are no English race riots in Scotland. We are a different people.Scotland cares and shares,and we utterly reject the xenophobic Nigel Farage, commonly seen opening his enormous mouth to guzzle a pint of the piss England calls beer.Go home,Nige you freak and take your Reform idiots with you.
Boycotts WORK. Americans, fight the Nazi ICE Secret police and BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT which refuses to stop helping ICE. Do not buy from Home Depot. Boycott Home Depot, the Nazis friend. BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT.
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Boycotts WORK. Americans, fight the Nazi ICE Secret police and BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT which refuses to stop helping ICE. Do not buy from Home Depot. Boycott Home Depot, the Nazis friend. BOYCOTT HOME DEPOT.
You know BOYCOTTS WORK. They worked for Jimmy Kimmel, now they will work for HOME DEPOT, refusing to stop co-operating with ICE agents using them as a base for operations. DO NOT BUY FROM HOME DEPOT IF YOU LOVE AMERICA. Boycott Home Depot. They are TRUMP DEPOTS for Trump’s Nazis.
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You know BOYCOTTS WORK. They worked for Jimmy Kimmel, now they will work for HOME DEPOT, refusing to stop co-operating with ICE agents using them as a base for operations. DO NOT BUY FROM HOME DEPOT IF YOU LOVE AMERICA. Boycott Home Depot. They are TRUMP DEPOTS for Trump’s Nazis.
This is Nigel Farage, the ‘milk shake kid.His party,Reform is like him racist and ignorant. This pig Farage has no place in Scotland.We Scots are hard-headed and argumentative.We dislike being used by the English(Farage is the son of a German immigrant anyway) and he is filth the Scots do not need.
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is Nigel Farage, the ‘milk shake kid.His party,Reform is like him racist and ignorant. This pig Farage has no place in Scotland.We Scots are hard-headed and argumentative.We dislike being used by the English(Farage is the son of a German immigrant anyway) and he is filth the Scots do not need.
Trump is of course, a lying bastard. He has gone on record as saying the BBC put words in his mouth using AI. Trump is a lying bastard. Every second of his speech and the words he used are recorded. He just opens his fat mouth and denies reality. The BBC should sue HIM for 20 billion dollars!
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Trump is of course, a lying bastard. He has gone on record as saying the BBC put words in his mouth using AI. Trump is a lying bastard. Every second of his speech and the words he used are recorded. He just opens his fat mouth and denies reality. The BBC should sue HIM for 20 billion dollars!
There are few situations where the delusional,deranged imbecility of malicious narcissist psycho Trump is more clear than in his denouncement of the tragically murdered Reiner.Trump thinks America is now in a ‘golden age’, but he has made America hated across the world. Trump is a DISEASE to CURE.
December 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
There are few situations where the delusional,deranged imbecility of malicious narcissist psycho Trump is more clear than in his denouncement of the tragically murdered Reiner.Trump thinks America is now in a ‘golden age’, but he has made America hated across the world. Trump is a DISEASE to CURE.
If you put Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff’s knowledge of foreign affairs in capital letters on a microdot,it would still rattle around in a gnat’s ass.Poor USA that such ignoramuses are ‘representing’ you in talks with Ukraine. They have NO REASON to be there, the world despises them, Ukraine also.
December 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you put Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff’s knowledge of foreign affairs in capital letters on a microdot,it would still rattle around in a gnat’s ass.Poor USA that such ignoramuses are ‘representing’ you in talks with Ukraine. They have NO REASON to be there, the world despises them, Ukraine also.
How DARE FIFA, the world’s governing football body take it upon itself to award a fake ‘peace’ prize to the all-MAGA American arsehole Donald Jackass Trump. He has done fuck all for peace, unless dodging the draft four times because he has a huge yellow streak down his back counts! What a FARCE.
December 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
How DARE FIFA, the world’s governing football body take it upon itself to award a fake ‘peace’ prize to the all-MAGA American arsehole Donald Jackass Trump. He has done fuck all for peace, unless dodging the draft four times because he has a huge yellow streak down his back counts! What a FARCE.
How many more photographs of Trump and the guy he now says he ‘hardly knew’,fellow pervert Jeffrey Epstein do you need, America? What a laugh. A fake ‘Trump Condom’ packet saying HUUUGE! Just another lie. You would need an electron microscope to see Trump’s feckin dick.Ugh…SO GROSS. TRUMP IS A PIG.
December 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
How many more photographs of Trump and the guy he now says he ‘hardly knew’,fellow pervert Jeffrey Epstein do you need, America? What a laugh. A fake ‘Trump Condom’ packet saying HUUUGE! Just another lie. You would need an electron microscope to see Trump’s feckin dick.Ugh…SO GROSS. TRUMP IS A PIG.
Unlike the USA, Canada and Mexico will reap the benefits now that Trump is making America HATED all over the world. Faithless to lifelong allies, sexually abusing little girls, half demolishing the White House, creating inflation and job losses with his stupid tariffs. Dump the bastard, America.
December 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Unlike the USA, Canada and Mexico will reap the benefits now that Trump is making America HATED all over the world. Faithless to lifelong allies, sexually abusing little girls, half demolishing the White House, creating inflation and job losses with his stupid tariffs. Dump the bastard, America.
Pig-ignorant Trump, or rather renegade Jew Miller wants to charge millions of soccer fans thousands for visas and tickets to the World Cup, and it’s already too late to apply anyway. Major qualifying nations are excluded, and Canada and Mexico, still democratic and civilised, will reap the benefits.
December 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Pig-ignorant Trump, or rather renegade Jew Miller wants to charge millions of soccer fans thousands for visas and tickets to the World Cup, and it’s already too late to apply anyway. Major qualifying nations are excluded, and Canada and Mexico, still democratic and civilised, will reap the benefits.
If anyone is still suffering from the delusion that the USA is going to make ONE RED CENT out of the World Soccer Cup competition,disabuse yourselves of the notion right now.Between pregnant travellers jailed by immigration, thousands of bucks and all your browsing history,nobody will show up guys.
December 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
If anyone is still suffering from the delusion that the USA is going to make ONE RED CENT out of the World Soccer Cup competition,disabuse yourselves of the notion right now.Between pregnant travellers jailed by immigration, thousands of bucks and all your browsing history,nobody will show up guys.