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Comics about the world’s most addictive game, Magic: The Gathering at https://cardboard-crack.com and https://patreon.com/CardboardCrack

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 12h

Animated tokens are now available on my Patreon! Each month will be a new design, with Squirrel being the token for October. Sign up now at Patreon.com/CardboardCrack

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 3h

Vocabulary #MTG

One of the things I like about playing Magic is all the new vocabulary I learn.
Do you mean words like extirpate, pernicious, and burgeoning?
Not exactly...
#6% * mana screw!! why the %$86 can't I © F!% draw a #$!% land!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 11h

Big shout out to @livingcardsmtg.bsky.social for helping with the awesome animation!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 12h

Animated tokens are now available on my Patreon! Each month will be a new design, with Squirrel being the token for October. Sign up now at Patreon.com/CardboardCrack

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 1d

CEDH #MTG

You countered my spell? I didn't Know we were playing CEDH.
Look at how much mana you have!
I didn't know we were playing CEDH.
You're drawn so many cards!
I didn't know we were playing CEDH.
Do you even Know what CEDH is.
Passive-aggressive question?
I didn't know we were playing CEDH,.
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 2d

Hug #MTG

Why aren't you finishing the Magic deck you were working on? I don't Know. I've just been feeling down lately.
well, sometimes a hug can make you feel better.
okay, it's worth atry.
You're right. I do feel better.
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 3d

Promises #MTG

We're going to print outside intellectual properties on Magic cards using reskins and silver borders.
Wotc
Actually, we'll print the outside properties in black border, but we'll also offer in-universe versions.
Wotc
Actually, we won't offer in-universe versions, but uB won't be legal in Standard.
Wotc
Actually, UB will be legal in Standard, but only half of the sets will be uB.
Wotc
Actually, there'll be four uB sets and three in-universe sets in 2026, but it'll be half and half in 2027.
Wotc
Don't you believe us?
Wotc
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 5d

Nothing worse than running into another Magic player and not having a deck on you

GIRUDO 🔜 Eternal Weekend @girudo.bsky.social · 5d

Traveling this weekend? Don't forget your #magicthegathering decks!🧳Presented by @cardboard-crack.bsky.social #mtg #mtgcommander

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 6d

But… #MTG

OKay, I pas -
But..

I attack for the win.
I didn't say
You said
anything.
enough!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 6d

This looks like a fun event for a great cause. Please check it out!

Brian David-Marshall (Top8Games) @bdm.bsky.social · 7d

I am so excited to be organizing our second #VintageVsType1 event to raise money and awareness around type 1 diabetes with @play.breakthrought1d.org and the amazingly generous folks at @magiconline.bsky.social

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 7d

#MTG

Now you get to draw a Magic card!
Really? Have you no shame?
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 8d

Oops #MTG

Hmm..
• let's see.
How will I stop you from winning?...
I dropped another card. A Cryptic Command?
Oops! I dropped a card from my hand.
Wait, was that a counterspell?
I'm so clumsy.
Now I've dropped a Remand.
Окац!
I get it!
I quit!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 9d

Doggone Dog #MTG

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 9d

A story told in 4 images

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 10d

Full Send #MTG

I draw 3 cards with Sylvan
Library.
Full send!
Yeah, full send!
FULL SEND! FULL SEND!
FULL SEND! FULL SEND!
Full send! Full send!
Full send! Full send!!
Weren't you only at 8 life?
I'm not good with peer pressure.
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 12d

You can’t go wrong if you keep this deck building philosophy in mind

GIRUDO 🔜 Eternal Weekend @girudo.bsky.social · 12d

Here's your Friday dose of @cardboard-crack.bsky.social ! Remember to play the cards the bring you joy 😁! If you're at #magiccon Atlanta, come meet #teamgirudo at our booth. #mtg #magicthegathering #cardboardcrack

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 13d

Deck Idea #MTG

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 14d

Dual Lands #MTG

I've decided to start collecting dual lands.
Ha! How are you going to afford that?
By selling one of your kidneys?
Uh, not exactly…
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 15d

Yuriko #MTG

When Yuriko tries on her ninja outfits, where does she look?
In Dimir!
I thought we agreed not to talk when we play.
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 16d

Post Game Discussion #MTG

Good game, but
I swing for the win.
you should have attacked with that other creature in case I had removal.

And on your seventh turn you missed a trigger.
And on your fourth turn you should have tapped your lands differently to bluff a combat trick.
Wait! Don't you want to hear about all your other mistakes?!
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 17d

Stax #MTG

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 18d

It was great meeting you John!

Ajani's Left Eye @ajanislefteye.bsky.social · 18d

I got to meet the artist for @cardboard-crack.bsky.social! His comics have been a pillar of comedy and self expression for Magic for years! I got some tokens, a comic book, and he even made me a custom comic panel! He even got my backwards hat and everything! Really appreciate you!

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 19d

Raise your hand if this has ever happened to you

GIRUDO 🔜 Eternal Weekend @girudo.bsky.social · 19d

Here's your Friday dose of @cardboard-crack.bsky.social ! Who doesn't love the devious little cat 🐱? Presented by #teamgirudo. #mtg #magicthegathering #cardboardcrack

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 20d

Spider-Man Research #MTG

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 21d

Special Sweater #MTG

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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 22d

Safe #MTG

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