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CardboardGOAT @MAGfest!
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--Abandon apathy all ye who enter here--
Furry, pansexual, possible defective mentat. Reader, writer, problematic shitposter. Untalented, unfocused but sometimes funny, always sinful.

Literally just some goat
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January 7, 2026 at 5:16 AM
What the fuck do you mean 2026 I thought it was gonna be like 2018 or some shit
December 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My #MAGfest #Cosplay lineup for 2026 will be... Drunk Dr Light [spoofing his bad voice acting in MM8] then onto Disco Elysium, then the Merchant from RE4, and finally Helltaker on Sunday.
December 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I can't show anyone my Spotify Wrapped thing cuz I cant let my friends, family, or therapist know I listened to the audio from Jax's episode 6 crashout 79,168 times
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 AM
#ArcRaiders lore is wild because it's basically all the billionaires left the planet on SpaceX ships, everyone lives in solarpunk underground, community driven cities, and Chat GTP has taken over Obama kill drones, but chuds still decide to shoot people just trying to go home after work
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Any action I take, any move I make, every decision I made is only determined by answering one question:

"Can I find a bit to do here?" Everything is in service of THE BIT.

Go to the zoo? Limitless potential. Museum? Yep. Find a bit. Your friends lame party? Oh don't get me started!
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
This dive feels like that other place. What was it called again? V or something like that?
November 20, 2024 at 3:04 PM