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paul
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· Dec 9
I can't believe they brought back the McRib just to catch the UnitedHealthcare assassin
I'll never forgive Taylor Swift for contributing to popularizing concert films
January 30, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I'll never forgive Taylor Swift for contributing to popularizing concert films
Breathing through my congested nose sounds exactly like a Geiger counter
January 30, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Breathing through my congested nose sounds exactly like a Geiger counter
The bags under my eyes are so big I don't have to bring shit when I go shopping
January 27, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The bags under my eyes are so big I don't have to bring shit when I go shopping
Facebook is all boomers just begging the younger generations to come dig out their cars. Haha no thanks.
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Facebook is all boomers just begging the younger generations to come dig out their cars. Haha no thanks.
I hate it when kids try to talk to me when I'm minding my own business playing games at Chuck E Cheese's
January 24, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I hate it when kids try to talk to me when I'm minding my own business playing games at Chuck E Cheese's
Me reading Piranesi
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is sitting on a table with his mouth open .
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is sitting on a table with his mouth open .
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January 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Me reading Piranesi
Dear sweet Jeebus, can we please go a full week without a major internet infrastructure outage?
January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Dear sweet Jeebus, can we please go a full week without a major internet infrastructure outage?
I know it seems like Oscars backlash but I always thought Sinners was kinda mid
January 22, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I know it seems like Oscars backlash but I always thought Sinners was kinda mid
Forget Heated Rivalry, I'm waiting for Sibling Rivalry 🤫
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Forget Heated Rivalry, I'm waiting for Sibling Rivalry 🤫
I sure hope nobody at the office saw me shotgun that pack of peanuts into my mouth
January 21, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I sure hope nobody at the office saw me shotgun that pack of peanuts into my mouth
I'm lack-toast intolerant. I absolutely cannot not have toast #bestjokes
January 20, 2026 at 9:31 PM
I'm lack-toast intolerant. I absolutely cannot not have toast #bestjokes
New billion dollar idea: chapstick for the eyes
January 20, 2026 at 7:38 PM
New billion dollar idea: chapstick for the eyes
My first impression is mostly always a poorly-aligned handshake
January 14, 2026 at 2:56 PM
My first impression is mostly always a poorly-aligned handshake
Cranking Schlagenheim today in his honor
Founding Black Midi guitarist Matt Kwasniewski-Kelvin has died, aged 26
January 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Cranking Schlagenheim today in his honor
Reposted by paul
this is an immense loss -- one of the most original bands of their generation, possessed of very rare vision & voice
Founding Black Midi guitarist Matt Kwasniewski-Kelvin has died, aged 26
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
this is an immense loss -- one of the most original bands of their generation, possessed of very rare vision & voice
I can tell when my wife is running out of ways to entertain my son when I start seeing his toys taped to the walls.
January 8, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I can tell when my wife is running out of ways to entertain my son when I start seeing his toys taped to the walls.
Is this country's salvation going to come from within or without?
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Is this country's salvation going to come from within or without?
@shittyparkingjobs.bsky.social does this count?
January 7, 2026 at 12:44 AM
@shittyparkingjobs.bsky.social does this count?
Royal Farms should rebrand as CFC: Crackhead Fried Chicken
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Royal Farms should rebrand as CFC: Crackhead Fried Chicken
I am no longer ordering scrambled eggs at restaurants because nobody can properly make them soft scrambled
January 5, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I am no longer ordering scrambled eggs at restaurants because nobody can properly make them soft scrambled
Reposted by paul
ME: "Elvis" and "Costello" are both uncommon names, yet Elvis Costello is neither the most famous Elvis nor the most famous Costello. Isn't that interesting?
GOD: Again, the question was why did you squander your life?
GOD: Again, the question was why did you squander your life?
January 4, 2026 at 11:08 PM
ME: "Elvis" and "Costello" are both uncommon names, yet Elvis Costello is neither the most famous Elvis nor the most famous Costello. Isn't that interesting?
GOD: Again, the question was why did you squander your life?
GOD: Again, the question was why did you squander your life?
My final movie of 2025 was surprisingly fitting
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
My final movie of 2025 was surprisingly fitting
New Year's Eve Jackbox sesh never disappoints
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
New Year's Eve Jackbox sesh never disappoints
Boy mom? Yeah, it's called a dad
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Boy mom? Yeah, it's called a dad
Trader Joe's chicken vindaloo isn't messing around 🥵🥵🌶️🔥
December 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Trader Joe's chicken vindaloo isn't messing around 🥵🥵🌶️🔥