caret-caret.bsky.social
@caret-caret.bsky.social
naming your son Bob after bombs over baghdad
October 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the juicier the blt the closer to god
August 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
found aphorism in secondhand @tricialockwood.bsky.social book
July 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reposted
Good pupper
June 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
slobby on my hobby lobby
June 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
getting my semiannual insatiable urge to go to mall
May 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
all fridays are good
April 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
depression cherry is in 5th grade now, learning long division and US history
April 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
good hair day, bad face day ☯︎
April 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
had a piece of dark chocolate then a bite of ground beef and it tasted exactly like a cigarette
March 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
lays flavor idea: advil
March 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
becoming calm @ hobby lobby
February 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
we’re homesteading, daddy!

(putting boiled eggs in the leftover pickle brine)
February 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
trump will bring back the revolver emoji
February 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
would you rather be a kpop idol or xanax clinical trial rat?
February 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
god grant me the strength to drink a beer in the sun
January 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
whenever i see one of these little guys my heart fills with joy
January 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
also dreamt i tried to improve the flavor and of pepto with an anchovy
January 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
dreamt the license plate BMB-CL4T
January 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Reposted
I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM