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they/he. if you can't laugh at a fart then, like, what's the point. || formerly whyyesitscar on twitter
3 american women are likely to sit at numbers 3, 4, and 6 in the tennis rankings. higher than any american man, in fact!! of those three, two of them are playing each other right now.

but you know, god forbid we deprive anyone of the opportunity to watch a midseason college basketball game
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
yeah, about 30 seconds left in OT, so probably about 2-5 mins of broadcast time left
January 28, 2026 at 2:34 AM
TRULY terrible, nobody is doing it worse than them. at least when i pay for a tennis channel plus subscription, i know i'm getting literally every tennis match possible. espn has fractured their coverage over multiple paywalled options and won't clue you in as to where to find things
January 28, 2026 at 2:30 AM
but noOoOoOoO we need to watch college boys play basketball!! 15 minutes of overtime of college basketball is more important than professional women's tennis, obviously!! our precious notre dame indiana boys must be Prioritized, they're so special
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
iga swiatek has made millions of dollars! she has 6 grand slam titles, all of them acquired within a span of 5 years! the women's side of tennis is so incredibly deep and talented, the fact that she's been able to achieve that is incredible and impossible to fully describe!
January 28, 2026 at 2:24 AM
and when they DO switch over to tennis, it won't be to start from the beginning of the match, even though they surely could!!! nooooo, the fragile ladies only deserve us jumping in at the last minute, when we could watch big strong young boys run down court and throw ball through hoop
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
there is a magic in watching the first-place finisher huff and puff thirty seconds after crossing the line, but also hug the woman in second place and exclaim "yay, val!" in her ear
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"will the real skim shady please stand up?"
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM