carissa
@carissazan.bsky.social
james gandolfini lookalike contest at my apartment tonight, 7pm
genuinely going to be so lost without tiktok like y’all don’t get that app like i do…
January 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
genuinely going to be so lost without tiktok like y’all don’t get that app like i do…
me continuously pitching for sesame street to get on here
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
me continuously pitching for sesame street to get on here
also people call the elon “elmo” apparently and it’s confusing me because what did my furry best friend ever do to you to have his mentions tainted like that
November 19, 2024 at 2:49 AM
also people call the elon “elmo” apparently and it’s confusing me because what did my furry best friend ever do to you to have his mentions tainted like that
moving this up the ladder because i said this last week too
elmo needs to get on bluesky
November 19, 2024 at 2:48 AM
moving this up the ladder because i said this last week too
pop album of the century idk open.spotify.com/album/2eQMC9...
November 17, 2024 at 2:04 PM
pop album of the century idk open.spotify.com/album/2eQMC9...
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Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
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November 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Subscribe to The Onion. Maybe we can buy Red Lobster next.
i am adapting my mindset to make decisions solely like this now
The Onion has acquired Infowars in a bankruptcy auction.
They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.
The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
They plan to debut a new Infowars in January that will serve as parody, mocking weird Internet personalities like Alex Jones.
The Onion CEO says they acquired it because “this is the funniest thing that has ever happened”
November 14, 2024 at 3:27 PM
i am adapting my mindset to make decisions solely like this now
need to alert the authorities (my job) that they need to get on here immediately
November 14, 2024 at 10:53 AM
need to alert the authorities (my job) that they need to get on here immediately
haven’t had a personal acc in years this is a new world for me
November 14, 2024 at 1:36 AM
haven’t had a personal acc in years this is a new world for me