I think the next four years for me will best be defined as Smug Terror. A perpetual state of horror only superseded by gargantuan amounts of “We told you so.”Smug Terror is also a good name for a rapper, so maybe I’ll try that.

Good Mourning, America.

My odds for the new A.G. pick:

Jeanine Pirro: 50%
Judge Judy: 35%
Kid Rock: 69%

Did anyone else get a notification on here that Elon Musk is following them? Either I’m utterly fascinating (highly likely), it’s a phony account (very likely), or Elon unleashed a bot onto Bluesky to follow everyone at once (sounds like something a douche canoe would do).

Well, I’m here. Now what? Another place with a character limit? What am I supposed to do with 300 characters? Get to the point quickly? You can’t rush a gourmet meal; one must slow-cook ingredients with care and sophistication, not just pop them into a microwave, am I right? Down to eight now. Five.