Carl Owen III
@carl3rd.bsky.social
We've seen these movies before. MAGA fans are Mayo in An Officer and a Gentleman. When pressed to quit they cry they got nowhere else to go. And Beetlejuice trying to distract to get a ticket, "Look! Elvis! Yo King!"
July 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We've seen these movies before. MAGA fans are Mayo in An Officer and a Gentleman. When pressed to quit they cry they got nowhere else to go. And Beetlejuice trying to distract to get a ticket, "Look! Elvis! Yo King!"
The next Trump headline? “Trump orders Jimmy Carter to be exhumed and tried for election interference.”
July 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The next Trump headline? “Trump orders Jimmy Carter to be exhumed and tried for election interference.”
Instead of Canada becoming America's fifty-first state perhaps the United States should become Canada's eleventh province?
May 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Instead of Canada becoming America's fifty-first state perhaps the United States should become Canada's eleventh province?
Why do all the senior Trump officials look like they're dressed for a softball game?
March 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why do all the senior Trump officials look like they're dressed for a softball game?
Is it true JD Vance is just Dan Quayle in drag?
March 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is it true JD Vance is just Dan Quayle in drag?
Imagine being the National Security team for the White House. Now imagine drunk texting…..wait you don’t have to imagine it all.
March 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Imagine being the National Security team for the White House. Now imagine drunk texting…..wait you don’t have to imagine it all.
Now thanks to Trump the Oval Office looks like the boudoir of a New Orleans whorehouse
March 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Now thanks to Trump the Oval Office looks like the boudoir of a New Orleans whorehouse
In effort to boost deportation numbers Trump orders arrest of everyone living in cities with Spanish names. California residents brace for worst.
March 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In effort to boost deportation numbers Trump orders arrest of everyone living in cities with Spanish names. California residents brace for worst.
A train derailed in East Palestine, Ohio. No one was killed or injured. Rightwing media went nuts as Buttigieg didn't rush to the site. February 2025 a measles outbreak happens in West Texas, hundreds sickened and one child died. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. went hiking. Nobody said a word.
March 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
A train derailed in East Palestine, Ohio. No one was killed or injured. Rightwing media went nuts as Buttigieg didn't rush to the site. February 2025 a measles outbreak happens in West Texas, hundreds sickened and one child died. Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. went hiking. Nobody said a word.
On sale now! Get 'em quick before the tariffs take effect.
March 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On sale now! Get 'em quick before the tariffs take effect.
Just a reminder. If Trump becomes our King this is the line of succession.
March 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just a reminder. If Trump becomes our King this is the line of succession.
Since Trump has moved the Cold War from the “win” column to the “lost” side do I have to give this back?
March 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Since Trump has moved the Cold War from the “win” column to the “lost” side do I have to give this back?
Grandma's Social Security is bankrupting America and has to be cut says richest U.S. Senator Rick Scott who was CEO of Columbia/HCA when it was fined over #2billion dollars for defrauding Medicare.
www.newsweek.com/republicans-...
www.newsweek.com/republicans-...
Republicans 'going to have to' cut Social Security — Rick Scott
The former Florida governor said there could be spending cuts to "any program you care about."
www.newsweek.com
March 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Grandma's Social Security is bankrupting America and has to be cut says richest U.S. Senator Rick Scott who was CEO of Columbia/HCA when it was fined over #2billion dollars for defrauding Medicare.
www.newsweek.com/republicans-...
www.newsweek.com/republicans-...
Today Elon Musk continued his beta testing of DOGE's Fourth of July fireworks spectacular.........
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
SpaceX loses control of Starship in second testing failure this year
SpaceX's Starship spacecraft tumbles and explodes in space just minutes after lifting off from Texas.
www.abc.net.au
March 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Today Elon Musk continued his beta testing of DOGE's Fourth of July fireworks spectacular.........
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
Promises made. Promises kept.
March 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Promises made. Promises kept.
Elon is trying to push Roger Stone out as America's Chief Ratfucker.
March 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Elon is trying to push Roger Stone out as America's Chief Ratfucker.
Donnie and Elon can't wait to put the elderly out of their homes. I guess they think when Social Security beneficiaries lose their pensions then their homes the sudden swell of vacant homes will solve the housing crisis.
March 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Donnie and Elon can't wait to put the elderly out of their homes. I guess they think when Social Security beneficiaries lose their pensions then their homes the sudden swell of vacant homes will solve the housing crisis.
