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Carla Schroder
@carlabean.bsky.social
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Yes, it me. Talk to me. Writing, woodworking, farming, Linux/FOSS, visual arts, bad puns, critters, music, silliness. Be the middle finger you want to see in the world.
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carlabean.bsky.social
Here, have a cute critter pic.
Roxy the pitbull-Chocolate Labrador retriever, who looks like a stocky Chocolate lab and wants desperately to be a 65-pound Laprador, smiles widely for the camera. She is a glossy dark chocolate brown, with a white soul patch all along her underlip.
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
lol seriously?
Man reading signs on a door: "Pedants society meeting here today" "Well...not here exactly, but in the room behind this door"
October 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
One tiny example, as though we don't have a daily deluge of whitewing violence to choose examples from.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post, the text reads: A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.
September 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Screengrab of a social media post: If Charlie Kirk were a first grader at school America would have moved on by now.
September 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
So many brillant memes to enjoy!
Caption: Same Shit. Different Hat. Images of a Klan hood, a Confederate hat, a Nazi hat, and a red MAGA hat.
August 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
The full might of the federal government must protect our brave cosplayers.
Caption reads Don't Bread On Me. Yellow background the same hue as the MAGA Don't Tread On Me Flag. Foreground shows a hoagie sandwich hurled towards an armed armored masked government agent. Or some MAGA perv masquerading as one.
August 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
I meant the other Beck :)
Beck onstage wearing a black hat, black jacket, singing and playing a black and white electric guitar
August 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
"Run!!"
"Why??"
"...I forgot!"
Roxy the black Lab, and Bailey the dobieanatolianhound, a big pretty black and tan girl, appear to be freaked out and fleeing.
August 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
Now do the Rapist-and-Pedophile-in-Chief.
Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump smirking after a hard weekend raping and trafficking children.
July 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
Cats sleep in all kinds of positions. I don't think this study is science, it's based on watching random YouTube videos, and it's a stretch to believe they found evidence of any brain functions relating to alertness for danger.
Three cats asleep on the bed. Stash the long-hair black cat is curled up on his left side. Max the ginger boy is curled up on his left side. Duchess the domestic shorthair sleeps on her right side. Four cats meatloafing on a pretty plaid wool blanket lying across two human laps Three cats sleeping on the bed. Max the ginger boy lays on his right side. Stash the black longhair is meatloafed. Duchess the domestic shorthair is curled up on her right side.
July 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Now do this career rapist pedophile traitor criminal.
Photo of smiling Jeff Epstein and Donald Trump partying together
July 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Hey you forgot their white hats
An adult in a shiny satin Klu Klux Klan outfit, covered from head to toe, poses with two children also dressed in Klan suits, one carries a doll
July 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Hey Old People, remember BBspot?
"Ford Motor Company announced today the new Ford Exorbitant. The Ford Exorbitant seats 50 comfortably, and even comes with a spare Ford Explorer...other standard features include a full kitchen, 3 bedrooms, and 1.5 bathrooms."
www.bbspot.com/News/2000/6/...
An obviously fake image of a giant black fictional Ford Exorbitant, with its spare Ford Explorer attached to the top.
July 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
Show of hands: who else loves glass canning jars? They're useful for everything. I hoard the jars with the latch seals.

#glass-jars #canning
Two clear glass quart Mason jars with the metal latch seals and rubber gaskets.
June 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Chekkitout, I am testing growing delectable new red onions from sprouted red onions. I planted one whole to see what would happen & separated the others. 4-5 days in water to give the roots a good start, then into the dirt they go.
#gardening #garden #onions
Two clear glass half-pint jars are full of sprouted red onion segments. The sprouted leaves are a rich green fading to white, from 2 to 5 inches long. The bulbs are purple and white. Some new roots are visible.
June 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
#politics
Photo of Mike Tyson holding two pigeons together. The pigeons are edited to have donald trump and elon musk's faces. The caption reads Now Kith.
June 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
Your 2nd Amendment at work.
Yellow sign on a metal pole reads "Slow children at play", with a black silhouette of a young boy running. The sign is almost shredded by bullet holes.
June 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
Here, enjoy this artsy crappy phone camera pic of my adorable cat Max, and his pitbull/chocolate Lab dog Roxy.
#cats #dogs
Mad Max, the ginger princeling cat, is curled up on the nice brown couch. Roxy the adorable chocolate Labrador Retriever/pit bull dog hugs Max with her head, and mugs for the camera with her big brown eyes.
May 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Kids, remember to drink your slushie with alochol after you paint the sign.
A sign in a bar reads Slushie with or without alochol
May 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
MAGAs need gender-affirming care, too.
Two men wearing hoodies, dirty raggedy jeans, and AR-15 rifles shop at a deli. Open carry is gender-affirming care for MAGAs.
May 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Well isn't this special, they're taking turns.
#cats #shopcats #woodworking
Koko the forbidding tortoiseshell Siamese with beautiful blue eyes, sits on my tool sharpening station so I cannot sharpen my tools. She is on a blue towel, and behind her are chisels, hand planes, waterstones, and a chunk of wood for testing sharpness.
May 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
Welp, looks like I'm not sharpening anything for awhile.
#cats #shopcats #woodworking
Max the ginger cat smiles charmingly as he settles in for a nap on my tool sharpening station. Chisels and plane irons wait patiently.
May 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
That's not Melania, that's the Creeper.
DC comics villain the Creeper, dressed in all black, wearing a wide-brimmed flat-crowned hat just like the hat Melania wears.
May 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
carlabean.bsky.social
A colorful painting in blues, lavenders, and gold, with fantasy trees and mushrooms, fireflies, butterflies, and an owl. Caption: I don't want to go back to how it used to be. I want to go forward to how it should be.
May 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
carlabean.bsky.social
It's on his account page, like on all social media.
May 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM