Carla Jordan
@carlajordan.bsky.social
An independent thinker who knows facts matter and words matter. Choose your words wisely, with truth.
Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:
“no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”
This regime - Corruption Junction Function!
“no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”
This regime - Corruption Junction Function!
May 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:
“no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”
This regime - Corruption Junction Function!
“no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”
This regime - Corruption Junction Function!
OMG! Lawrence O'Donnell called him Donny 2 Dolls!
May 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
OMG! Lawrence O'Donnell called him Donny 2 Dolls!
Corruption Junction
What's your function?
Manipulate the market
to get insiders rich quick.
...
Take all the money
from the suckers loss.
...
Lie, cheat, and steal
until i burn all down.
...
Piss on the Constitution while
retaliation runs wild.
...
Do everything I can
to stay outta jail.
What's your function?
Manipulate the market
to get insiders rich quick.
...
Take all the money
from the suckers loss.
...
Lie, cheat, and steal
until i burn all down.
...
Piss on the Constitution while
retaliation runs wild.
...
Do everything I can
to stay outta jail.
April 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Corruption Junction
What's your function?
Manipulate the market
to get insiders rich quick.
...
Take all the money
from the suckers loss.
...
Lie, cheat, and steal
until i burn all down.
...
Piss on the Constitution while
retaliation runs wild.
...
Do everything I can
to stay outta jail.
What's your function?
Manipulate the market
to get insiders rich quick.
...
Take all the money
from the suckers loss.
...
Lie, cheat, and steal
until i burn all down.
...
Piss on the Constitution while
retaliation runs wild.
...
Do everything I can
to stay outta jail.
Move 1, tRump take egg.
Move 2, tRump take nest egg.
Move 2, tRump take nest egg.
April 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Move 1, tRump take egg.
Move 2, tRump take nest egg.
Move 2, tRump take nest egg.
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Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.
April 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.
The WaPo and NYT report more than 400 Social Security Numbers & other very private information of all of the people involved in the investigation of the assassination of JFK was PUBLISHED when the dumpster fire ordered all those files to be fully redacted & released. They violated US Privacy Law.
March 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The WaPo and NYT report more than 400 Social Security Numbers & other very private information of all of the people involved in the investigation of the assassination of JFK was PUBLISHED when the dumpster fire ordered all those files to be fully redacted & released. They violated US Privacy Law.
This is just like the thug who broke into your house, took your possessions, raped and beat your wife, kidnapped your children, moved into your home and told you the only way it would work out for you is if you signed over the deed to your house, but you could keep the bombed out shed in the back.
March 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is just like the thug who broke into your house, took your possessions, raped and beat your wife, kidnapped your children, moved into your home and told you the only way it would work out for you is if you signed over the deed to your house, but you could keep the bombed out shed in the back.
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Dear Republican Party,
You have the presidency and control of Congress.
Any failure is 100 percent on you.
There is no one to pass the buck to any longer.
Shut up and f*ckin' fix it.
Sincerely,
We The People
You have the presidency and control of Congress.
Any failure is 100 percent on you.
There is no one to pass the buck to any longer.
Shut up and f*ckin' fix it.
Sincerely,
We The People
March 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Dear Republican Party,
You have the presidency and control of Congress.
Any failure is 100 percent on you.
There is no one to pass the buck to any longer.
Shut up and f*ckin' fix it.
Sincerely,
We The People
You have the presidency and control of Congress.
Any failure is 100 percent on you.
There is no one to pass the buck to any longer.
Shut up and f*ckin' fix it.
Sincerely,
We The People
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I'm not trying to scare you. What is happening right now to this nation should scare you enough. I'm trying to wake you up and ask you to see if your heart is still beating, and then to do something worthy of that gift.
Whatever hill is worth dying on for you in this life, take it now.
Whatever hill is worth dying on for you in this life, take it now.
March 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm not trying to scare you. What is happening right now to this nation should scare you enough. I'm trying to wake you up and ask you to see if your heart is still beating, and then to do something worthy of that gift.
Whatever hill is worth dying on for you in this life, take it now.
Whatever hill is worth dying on for you in this life, take it now.
Market manipulation / insider trading
1. Make big announcement.
2. Crash specific markets.
3. Tell friends and buy them up quickly at fire sale prices.
4. Make big announcement you changed your mind.
5. Same stocks now surge.
6. Sell those bitches.
7. Collect your ill gotten gains.
8. Repeat.
1. Make big announcement.
2. Crash specific markets.
3. Tell friends and buy them up quickly at fire sale prices.
4. Make big announcement you changed your mind.
5. Same stocks now surge.
6. Sell those bitches.
7. Collect your ill gotten gains.
8. Repeat.
March 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Market manipulation / insider trading
1. Make big announcement.
2. Crash specific markets.
3. Tell friends and buy them up quickly at fire sale prices.
4. Make big announcement you changed your mind.
5. Same stocks now surge.
6. Sell those bitches.
7. Collect your ill gotten gains.
8. Repeat.
1. Make big announcement.
2. Crash specific markets.
3. Tell friends and buy them up quickly at fire sale prices.
4. Make big announcement you changed your mind.
5. Same stocks now surge.
6. Sell those bitches.
7. Collect your ill gotten gains.
8. Repeat.
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“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov
#GrifterInChief
#GrifterInChief
March 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov
#GrifterInChief
#GrifterInChief
“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” - John Lewis
March 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.” - John Lewis
Consider writing a letter to President Zelensky showing Americans support his country over Russia. This is the address of the Embassy of Ukraine in DC: 3350 M St NW, Washington, DC 20007
March 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Consider writing a letter to President Zelensky showing Americans support his country over Russia. This is the address of the Embassy of Ukraine in DC: 3350 M St NW, Washington, DC 20007
BOYCOTT TIME.
Time to do something for folks who are NOT billionaires.
Spread love, breathe, rub puppy bellies, enjoy the sunshine, write some poetry, take a hike, plan camping trips, and perform some random acts of kindness. Most of all, keep care of you because you're the only you we have. xoxo
Time to do something for folks who are NOT billionaires.
Spread love, breathe, rub puppy bellies, enjoy the sunshine, write some poetry, take a hike, plan camping trips, and perform some random acts of kindness. Most of all, keep care of you because you're the only you we have. xoxo
February 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
BOYCOTT TIME.
Time to do something for folks who are NOT billionaires.
Spread love, breathe, rub puppy bellies, enjoy the sunshine, write some poetry, take a hike, plan camping trips, and perform some random acts of kindness. Most of all, keep care of you because you're the only you we have. xoxo
Time to do something for folks who are NOT billionaires.
Spread love, breathe, rub puppy bellies, enjoy the sunshine, write some poetry, take a hike, plan camping trips, and perform some random acts of kindness. Most of all, keep care of you because you're the only you we have. xoxo
Eighty years of the United States' foreign policy just went down the tubes. Well played dumpster fire. Our role in the world continues to drastically be diminished daily with your stupid shit. Cozy up to your bromance with Putin. Better yet, why don't you just resign and take your Russian wife & go.
February 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Eighty years of the United States' foreign policy just went down the tubes. Well played dumpster fire. Our role in the world continues to drastically be diminished daily with your stupid shit. Cozy up to your bromance with Putin. Better yet, why don't you just resign and take your Russian wife & go.
Littwin: Made-for-TV ICE raids flopped, except for the fear they created. Which was the point. coloradosun.com/2025/02/09/l...
Littwin: Made-for-TV ICE raids flopped, except for the fear they created. Which was the point.
And fear was the point. It’s hard not to give in to fear, but expecting us to give in holds the key to the Trump/Musk master plan.
coloradosun.com
February 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Littwin: Made-for-TV ICE raids flopped, except for the fear they created. Which was the point. coloradosun.com/2025/02/09/l...
How do you suppose the dumpster fire feels about watching the Superbowl with TWO BLACK quarterbacks and a pregame show with historic NOLA drag queens dancing on the 50 yard line!
February 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
How do you suppose the dumpster fire feels about watching the Superbowl with TWO BLACK quarterbacks and a pregame show with historic NOLA drag queens dancing on the 50 yard line!
IMHO - Dumpsterfire and his cronies knew the stock market would tank this morning, and specifically which stocks due to the tariff implications. They waited for it to tank, bought up millions in fire sale stocks & announced the tariffs were paused, stocks skyrocket back up, sold & made millions.
February 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
IMHO - Dumpsterfire and his cronies knew the stock market would tank this morning, and specifically which stocks due to the tariff implications. They waited for it to tank, bought up millions in fire sale stocks & announced the tariffs were paused, stocks skyrocket back up, sold & made millions.
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Really love this cartoon from the great Michael De Adder. The outpouring of support coming in has been truly amazing! Thanks everybody!
January 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Really love this cartoon from the great Michael De Adder. The outpouring of support coming in has been truly amazing! Thanks everybody!
Trump’s Illegal Late-Night Purge Suddenly Becomes a Bigger Scandal newrepublic.com/article/1907... via @newrepublic.com
Trump’s Illegal Late-Night Purge Suddenly Becomes a Bigger Scandal
As Trump offers an absurd defense of his purge of inspectors general that makes it look more corrupt, commentator Jennifer Rubin explains why it’s illegal and will abet more corruption—and suggests wa...
newrepublic.com
January 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Trump’s Illegal Late-Night Purge Suddenly Becomes a Bigger Scandal newrepublic.com/article/1907... via @newrepublic.com
Looks like it's time to carry your DD-214, with your passport, with your birth certificate, with your drivers license on your person all the time now along with any other identification documents you may have. Probably a live blood sample too.
January 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Looks like it's time to carry your DD-214, with your passport, with your birth certificate, with your drivers license on your person all the time now along with any other identification documents you may have. Probably a live blood sample too.
Someone forgot to tell Volodymyr Zelenskyy and Vladimir Putin that the war is over, zip, done, complete, ended all because tRump said so. It ended exactly at noon eastern time today, just like tRump promised within 24 hours.
January 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Someone forgot to tell Volodymyr Zelenskyy and Vladimir Putin that the war is over, zip, done, complete, ended all because tRump said so. It ended exactly at noon eastern time today, just like tRump promised within 24 hours.
Hey tRumpster Fire - WHERE'S MY FREE EGGS AND GAS??
January 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hey tRumpster Fire - WHERE'S MY FREE EGGS AND GAS??
1500+ tried and convicted January 6 Capitol insurrectionists just pardoned by their Orange Jesus. Threaten to hang your VP, Beat up cops, shit in the Rotonda and get pardoned. Nice.
January 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
1500+ tried and convicted January 6 Capitol insurrectionists just pardoned by their Orange Jesus. Threaten to hang your VP, Beat up cops, shit in the Rotonda and get pardoned. Nice.
1461 - the countdown starts now!
January 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
1461 - the countdown starts now!