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Carl Hafer
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Dayton, Ohio. I love my wife and son, my dog Marvin, the Cubs, and reading. I do NOT like olives.

Currently reading: Hamilton by Ron Chernow.

https://www.goodreads.com/carlhafer
Just wanted to apologize for being white and wish everyone a happy holidays.

::catches up on the news::

Oh, thank God.
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Cody doesn't look like a wrestler. Oba does. " my son's first thoughts watching wrestling for the first time #johncena
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Bo Bichette wants to play 3B for the Cubs, right?
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My tree is ready for game 7. #Dodgers #bluejays #mlb
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
stupid lucky ass Brewers
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
gee a 2 out homer after 2 outs whaddya know
Whenever the Cubs get 2 quick easy outs to start an inning it's about to get really stressful
October 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Whenever the Cubs get 2 quick easy outs to start an inning it's about to get really stressful
October 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ugh, have fun in L.A., Tuck
October 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
obviously I want the Cubs to win it all, but coming back from 2 games to 0 from Milwaukee and eliminating them will be my world series and I'll be content with whatever happens after. (Dodgers are scary)
October 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Jake Bauers has a career -1.3 WAR.
October 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Holy shit they gave PCA a pitch in the zone for some reason
October 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
fuck baseball
October 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hell yeah Seiya. Let's hope Good Shota is here today.
October 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Counsell really fumbled this one
October 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The wild card round mvp #cubs
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
9 baserunners in 5 innings with only 2 runs, I'm not having a good time. #cubs
October 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Nico best not be showing up in trade rumors ever again #cubs
September 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Tape PCA's bat to his shoulders because the Padres aren't going to be near the strike zone for him
September 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Nice pitching, all-star starter Jacob Misiorowski
September 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Ugh I hate the Cardinals.
September 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oh please let these April-May Cubs continue to exist in the playoffs
September 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Holy shit I didn't know it was possible to be not pumped at all for a Cubs playoff run
September 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Anyone who makes fun of Joe Burrow's injury is getting reported to their place of employment. #Bengals
September 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM