Also, it's REALLY hard to pick a winner, because everyone is both hilarious, so they can win. But also weak, so they will laugh. Except Ayoade, I guess. I don't know if he is programmed to laugh. #loluk
March 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Also, it's REALLY hard to pick a winner, because everyone is both hilarious, so they can win. But also weak, so they will laugh. Except Ayoade, I guess. I don't know if he is programmed to laugh. #loluk
Fuck it, I'm bringing 2008 back. I'm just going to watch The Soup and surf LiveJournal until it makes a time rift or something.
January 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Fuck it, I'm bringing 2008 back. I'm just going to watch The Soup and surf LiveJournal until it makes a time rift or something.
I really hate how often I say hilarious things in meetings that go unrecognized. THIS is the real reason why I don't use my camera in meetings- so no one sees the disappointment on my face when jokes don't land.
January 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I really hate how often I say hilarious things in meetings that go unrecognized. THIS is the real reason why I don't use my camera in meetings- so no one sees the disappointment on my face when jokes don't land.
Reposted by Carli
Just in case people don’t fully grasp it. The pardoning of insurrectionists is Trump’s way of building loyalty from militias and domestic terrorists to carry out unofficial acts for him
January 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Just in case people don’t fully grasp it. The pardoning of insurrectionists is Trump’s way of building loyalty from militias and domestic terrorists to carry out unofficial acts for him
And also a recent addition to my bathroom decor, as humidity isn't good for paintings but cross stitch should be ok
January 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
And also a recent addition to my bathroom decor, as humidity isn't good for paintings but cross stitch should be ok
Busy hands = calm mind... (Pls note this is paint by # and thus not an actual representation of my talent, just my patience and ability to follow directions)
January 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Busy hands = calm mind... (Pls note this is paint by # and thus not an actual representation of my talent, just my patience and ability to follow directions)
@pftompkins.bsky.social is the glue that holds all corners of the comedy world together. Or I'm sicker than I thought and my brain is doing weird things.
January 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social is the glue that holds all corners of the comedy world together. Or I'm sicker than I thought and my brain is doing weird things.
Watching #aftermidnight clips on YT and wondering when Doug Benson became a lesbian.
January 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Watching #aftermidnight clips on YT and wondering when Doug Benson became a lesbian.
Alternate headline: Worst Person Angry at Best Person. No One Shocked.
Stay mad, Musky.
Stay mad, Musky.
December 26, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Alternate headline: Worst Person Angry at Best Person. No One Shocked.
Stay mad, Musky.
Stay mad, Musky.
Reposted by Carli
"Protect women in sports!" they scream, as they remove women from all leadership positions in Congress.
No women will lead a House committee for the first time in two decades after House Republicans revealed their list of committee leaders for the 119th Congress. No people of color were selected, either.
No women will lead House committees for first time in 2 decades
The 17 standing committees will be dominated by white men when the new Congress is seated on Jan. 3. No people of color were selected, either.
abcnews.go.com
December 16, 2024 at 1:05 AM
"Protect women in sports!" they scream, as they remove women from all leadership positions in Congress.
When life gives you stupid pets with no sense of self preservation, you make pet safe pointsettias.
December 16, 2024 at 1:54 AM
When life gives you stupid pets with no sense of self preservation, you make pet safe pointsettias.
The "for my coworkers" portion of the Home Gnome factory is complete.
December 15, 2024 at 2:41 PM
The "for my coworkers" portion of the Home Gnome factory is complete.
As a Canadian, I've made a point to avoid the right wing "voices" until recently, and without exception, every one of them speaks about 2 octaves higher than I expected. (Current realization courtesy of Ben Shapiro)
December 14, 2024 at 1:53 PM
As a Canadian, I've made a point to avoid the right wing "voices" until recently, and without exception, every one of them speaks about 2 octaves higher than I expected. (Current realization courtesy of Ben Shapiro)
If you don't use cruise control as often as you can (especially on the highway) then please never talk to me again. I don't need that kind of vibe in my life.
December 14, 2024 at 1:03 AM
If you don't use cruise control as often as you can (especially on the highway) then please never talk to me again. I don't need that kind of vibe in my life.
Small town woes: making gifts for all my coworkers (shout out to ADHD fixations!) means making 20+ pom poms. Because there is no craft store locally, I'm stuck with these giant steel shears as my trimming tool. They're all getting gnomes, I'm getting claw hands.
December 6, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Small town woes: making gifts for all my coworkers (shout out to ADHD fixations!) means making 20+ pom poms. Because there is no craft store locally, I'm stuck with these giant steel shears as my trimming tool. They're all getting gnomes, I'm getting claw hands.
Not waking up until 5:30 feels like sleeping in. Is this what getting old is like?
December 6, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Not waking up until 5:30 feels like sleeping in. Is this what getting old is like?
So here I am, playing some silly game because I get rewards for it, and then THIS. I feel attacked.
November 29, 2024 at 9:07 PM
So here I am, playing some silly game because I get rewards for it, and then THIS. I feel attacked.
As much as I don't want to be a stereotypical stoner, I'm 99% sure I rolled a joint this morning and immediately lost it in my living room somewhere. I figure I won't look for it, it's just a little surprise waiting for me one day when I tidy up.
November 28, 2024 at 1:19 AM
As much as I don't want to be a stereotypical stoner, I'm 99% sure I rolled a joint this morning and immediately lost it in my living room somewhere. I figure I won't look for it, it's just a little surprise waiting for me one day when I tidy up.
Just started Man on the Inside. Ted Danson is so good; there are still tears on my cheeks, but the next scene, I'm chuckling.
November 25, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Just started Man on the Inside. Ted Danson is so good; there are still tears on my cheeks, but the next scene, I'm chuckling.
Why does Wes from The Challenge look so much like Bill Burr and how can we make use of this revelation?
November 25, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Why does Wes from The Challenge look so much like Bill Burr and how can we make use of this revelation?
As one who doesn't dress fancy often, one of my biggest fears is forgetting to put something over my winter weight tights because my legs are already telling me they are covered.
November 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
As one who doesn't dress fancy often, one of my biggest fears is forgetting to put something over my winter weight tights because my legs are already telling me they are covered.
I don't have enough followers on here to spoil anything, but my dress for the Christmas party tomorrow night is done and I want SOMEONE to see it early...
November 22, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I don't have enough followers on here to spoil anything, but my dress for the Christmas party tomorrow night is done and I want SOMEONE to see it early...