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Keep the spaces liminal and the BS minimal.
Should I get gran turismo 7?
December 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Should I get gran turismo 7?
Neighbors dogs are NOT fans of how often Hamilton gets to go on car rides
December 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Neighbors dogs are NOT fans of how often Hamilton gets to go on car rides
My girlfriend explaining to me that Taylor swift’s relationship with Travis Kelce is just a double cover because they’re both gay and both needed each others image to further their career and they’ve managed to leave little hints in everything from their podcast to her album tracks
December 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My girlfriend explaining to me that Taylor swift’s relationship with Travis Kelce is just a double cover because they’re both gay and both needed each others image to further their career and they’ve managed to leave little hints in everything from their podcast to her album tracks
Why the First Lady got a movie?
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Why the First Lady got a movie?
My Fucking Ex Took the 8 Red Kids
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Brandon. I love you and miss you brother. I pray everyday you’re safe and warm somewhere. I’m sorry we failed you but I hope you’ll see this one day
December 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Brandon. I love you and miss you brother. I pray everyday you’re safe and warm somewhere. I’m sorry we failed you but I hope you’ll see this one day
Not enough is said about how turning up all the sliders in MLB the show and hitting 7 dingers off of a team you hate is almost as good as seeing a professional therapist
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Not enough is said about how turning up all the sliders in MLB the show and hitting 7 dingers off of a team you hate is almost as good as seeing a professional therapist
They built a combination IHop/Applebees about an hour from me and at some point you’ve gotta ask.
What the hell is going on in this county?
What the hell is going on in this county?
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
They built a combination IHop/Applebees about an hour from me and at some point you’ve gotta ask.
What the hell is going on in this county?
What the hell is going on in this county?
The extraction contraption has arrived!
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The extraction contraption has arrived!
I hate having to go up to my girlfriends school because I’m just having to wander around this middle school like “hellooo pls let me in :(“
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I hate having to go up to my girlfriends school because I’m just having to wander around this middle school like “hellooo pls let me in :(“
Yuki deserves better tbh
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Yuki deserves better tbh
Can’t believe this woman has successfully brainwashed me into enjoying this musical I spent like 15 years being a Sondheim snob
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Can’t believe this woman has successfully brainwashed me into enjoying this musical I spent like 15 years being a Sondheim snob
Can one of yall go pick up my Walmart order for me? Both dogs are on me and we’re so warm in bed
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Can one of yall go pick up my Walmart order for me? Both dogs are on me and we’re so warm in bed
Replaced a heater hose on the side of the interstate in the pissing cold rain with 2.5 hours a sleep because I love my girlfriend just that much
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Replaced a heater hose on the side of the interstate in the pissing cold rain with 2.5 hours a sleep because I love my girlfriend just that much
Less than optimal.
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Less than optimal.
I’m the worlds most thorough amateur mechanic. Not because I look over everything I’ve done with a fine tooth comb but because I’m going to have to redo it a second time anyway.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’m the worlds most thorough amateur mechanic. Not because I look over everything I’ve done with a fine tooth comb but because I’m going to have to redo it a second time anyway.
If ar any point during the holidays your uncle goes
“Ya know. It was the democrats that founded the KKK. So who’s really racist?”
Run him over with your car. Right there in grandmas driveway.
“Ya know. It was the democrats that founded the KKK. So who’s really racist?”
Run him over with your car. Right there in grandmas driveway.
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
If ar any point during the holidays your uncle goes
“Ya know. It was the democrats that founded the KKK. So who’s really racist?”
Run him over with your car. Right there in grandmas driveway.
“Ya know. It was the democrats that founded the KKK. So who’s really racist?”
Run him over with your car. Right there in grandmas driveway.
The hardest about going to the gym as a fat guy is the unreal level of imposter syndrome you get. I’m nearly having a fucking panic attack over going
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The hardest about going to the gym as a fat guy is the unreal level of imposter syndrome you get. I’m nearly having a fucking panic attack over going
Harbor freight here I come
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Harbor freight here I come
The F1 movie propaganda has worked I’m reinstalling F1 2025
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The F1 movie propaganda has worked I’m reinstalling F1 2025
I love apu
I love Homer
I love season 5
I love apu being the only one in the jury in this season 5 episode that’s concerned enough about the jury process to let the judge know Homer brought glasses to sleep in and then Homer brought a backup pair because he knew he’d be caught
I love Homer
I love season 5
I love apu being the only one in the jury in this season 5 episode that’s concerned enough about the jury process to let the judge know Homer brought glasses to sleep in and then Homer brought a backup pair because he knew he’d be caught
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I love apu
I love Homer
I love season 5
I love apu being the only one in the jury in this season 5 episode that’s concerned enough about the jury process to let the judge know Homer brought glasses to sleep in and then Homer brought a backup pair because he knew he’d be caught
I love Homer
I love season 5
I love apu being the only one in the jury in this season 5 episode that’s concerned enough about the jury process to let the judge know Homer brought glasses to sleep in and then Homer brought a backup pair because he knew he’d be caught