Carlon Carpenter
@carloncarpenter.bsky.social
Lead Performance Analyst @ Manchester United Women. I do other things too, but not very well.
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The Busquets (you know the one)
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
The Busquets (you know the one)
Enjoy the worst turf on earth!
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Enjoy the worst turf on earth!
Fulcrum Angles now! I’ve moved on.
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Fulcrum Angles now! I’ve moved on.
West Ham fittingly in an L
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
West Ham fittingly in an L
I’ve heard good things! Driving back to Houston from Austin so I’ll get started on that!
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I’ve heard good things! Driving back to Houston from Austin so I’ll get started on that!
Important questions
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Important questions
Now we’re talking.
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Now we’re talking.
StatsBomb? Who are they?
*Extremely Milk Marketing Board accent*
*Extremely Milk Marketing Board accent*
October 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
StatsBomb? Who are they?
*Extremely Milk Marketing Board accent*
*Extremely Milk Marketing Board accent*