A just carlos
@carlosgryu.bsky.social
Oh you believe money is the root of all evil?
Name every evil act motivated by greed.
Name every evil act motivated by greed.
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A just carlos
@carlosgryu.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Wait, I'm supposed to put my age on here? What if I don't want people to know I'm in my 30s?? 😔
I love getting sibmininal psychic messages from the void
January 12, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I love getting sibmininal psychic messages from the void
The fanservice is crazy
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
The fanservice is crazy
Computer, what is the widest load-bearing vehicle and why do they keep telling me it's my mom.
Expedite.
Expedite.
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Computer, what is the widest load-bearing vehicle and why do they keep telling me it's my mom.
Expedite.
Expedite.
'Puter, how about we get outta this place together 😏 (leave the united states)
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
'Puter, how about we get outta this place together 😏 (leave the united states)
Computer, rehash the bit.
Adjust irony +/-2.
Adjust irony +/-2.
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Computer, rehash the bit.
Adjust irony +/-2.
Adjust irony +/-2.
You're in her dms.
Im standing closely over her shoulder, whispering.
We are NOT the same!
Im standing closely over her shoulder, whispering.
We are NOT the same!
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
You're in her dms.
Im standing closely over her shoulder, whispering.
We are NOT the same!
Im standing closely over her shoulder, whispering.
We are NOT the same!
She hates me because I was "rude" one time.
I hate her because she's a secret conservative.
We are not the same.
I hate her because she's a secret conservative.
We are not the same.
January 8, 2026 at 5:51 AM
She hates me because I was "rude" one time.
I hate her because she's a secret conservative.
We are not the same.
I hate her because she's a secret conservative.
We are not the same.
If she was trying to run over the ice agents, there was nothing that 3 bullets would have stopped. The vehicle would have kept moving the way the driver intended while she died.
The fact that not a single agent was harmed proves that she had no intention of harming anyone.
The fact that not a single agent was harmed proves that she had no intention of harming anyone.
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
If she was trying to run over the ice agents, there was nothing that 3 bullets would have stopped. The vehicle would have kept moving the way the driver intended while she died.
The fact that not a single agent was harmed proves that she had no intention of harming anyone.
The fact that not a single agent was harmed proves that she had no intention of harming anyone.
Im thinking of getting monster injections to make me look like more of a monster so that when im outside people treat me how I want to be treated (like some sort of monster)
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Im thinking of getting monster injections to make me look like more of a monster so that when im outside people treat me how I want to be treated (like some sort of monster)
I can only give 100 percent when im doing it for someone else or im jerking it
January 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
I can only give 100 percent when im doing it for someone else or im jerking it
I just think this video of a young black horse growing up to be this majestic beast jogging thru the snow is so powerful and you where trying to see if the horse had a dick the whole time, weren't you?? 😠
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I just think this video of a young black horse growing up to be this majestic beast jogging thru the snow is so powerful and you where trying to see if the horse had a dick the whole time, weren't you?? 😠
Hey i saw you and your wife from across the Grand Expanse and yalls vibe
January 3, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Hey i saw you and your wife from across the Grand Expanse and yalls vibe
The best part about yahtzee is that we can keep questioning small straights
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 AM
The best part about yahtzee is that we can keep questioning small straights
Even if it's bullshit
From those red lips
I'll trust every word 🤗
From those red lips
I'll trust every word 🤗
January 3, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Even if it's bullshit
From those red lips
I'll trust every word 🤗
From those red lips
I'll trust every word 🤗
Hey do you think it would be weird if i petition for them to play a podcast at work instead of playing music?
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Hey do you think it would be weird if i petition for them to play a podcast at work instead of playing music?
Thinking about getting really into puppetry
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Thinking about getting really into puppetry
If I could spend a week with the Amish, I would probably show them about smoking weed and playing video games
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If I could spend a week with the Amish, I would probably show them about smoking weed and playing video games
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Ask me work questions during work hours.
December 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ask me work questions during work hours.
If you're bigender and you love me, you have to tell me.
December 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If you're bigender and you love me, you have to tell me.
Imagine trying to impersonate me on the internet when I already use my main to say ridiculous and vile things ☺️
December 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Imagine trying to impersonate me on the internet when I already use my main to say ridiculous and vile things ☺️
I have to remind myself that you hate me, but that it's thru no fault of my own, it's just your own character flaw 🤗
December 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I have to remind myself that you hate me, but that it's thru no fault of my own, it's just your own character flaw 🤗
I know i said I would post more.
I also lie 🤗
I also lie 🤗
December 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I know i said I would post more.
I also lie 🤗
I also lie 🤗
I was left alone at work for too long with nothing to do, and just started doing this thing with my hand where I hold all my fingers but the ring finger into a fist and flick my wrist about to wag the thing around. I did this long enough to be caught by a girl going back to her desk.
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I was left alone at work for too long with nothing to do, and just started doing this thing with my hand where I hold all my fingers but the ring finger into a fist and flick my wrist about to wag the thing around. I did this long enough to be caught by a girl going back to her desk.