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Carlton
@carltonthedoorman.bsky.social
🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🐻🎮⚡🚗🐈🐕

#BLM
#TRANSLIVESMATTER
#FREEPALESTINE
#ACAB
#fuckmusk
#fuckmeta
#fuckbezos
#fucktrump

Oh, and ABSOLUTELY #FUCKAI


PlayStation/Switch/PC I play them, but I'm not very good. There's an alt.
MOVIE THEATERS FOREVER
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My face watching the first episode of "It, Welcome to Derry"

Jesus fucking Christ.
a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Cont:
Husband got diagnosed with cancer.
Our other dog died.
His mom died.
Major surgery on his wrist.
Our other dog died.
Now, we just got the call his dad died.
Fuck the 2020's.......
In March 2020, we celebrated our 20 year anniversary. For the first time, it was with my family. They of course didn't know until I casually said something as to why we were on vacation.

Since then.

Covid.
Our dog we had for 15 years died.
My mom died.
I stopped talking to my family.
Cont:
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
In March 2020, we celebrated our 20 year anniversary. For the first time, it was with my family. They of course didn't know until I casually said something as to why we were on vacation.

Since then.

Covid.
Our dog we had for 15 years died.
My mom died.
I stopped talking to my family.
Cont:
November 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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What is going on here America?
youtube.com/shorts/dTtWu...
You CAN'T be SERIOUS
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
youtube.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Age yourself with a film you saw in cinema as a kid 🎬
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
youtu.be/hEcjgJSqSRU?...

Is it weird that 90% of what I know of Star Wars is because of Weird Al?
"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins (Official Video)
YouTube video by alyankovicVEVO
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Willfully stolen, but I booed so hard I had to share.
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
September 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My baby girl went for her last car ride today. She was over 20 when she passed, and her last 3 were probably her happiest.
#rescue
#rainbowbridge
September 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
September 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Reposted by Carlton
Will YOU Marry ME?
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
youtu.be
August 31, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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The Free State of Florida is now trying to ban *sidewalk chalking*
August 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.
August 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I finished this (finally) on the weekend, and man, I've never been so disappointed by a game ending before. I love these games, but what a let down.
#PS5
#HorizoneCallOftheMountain
#HorizonZeroDawn
#HorizonForbiddenWest
August 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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🧵 1/4 This video was too long & needed to be broken into 4 sections

Despite that, this Southern man’s message to his fellow southern men & “not the politicians & bootlickers pretending to know bourbon from Boone’s Farm, the good ol’ boys that can bait a hook & throw a punch” is worth the listen!
June 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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By popular request, linking Mikie Sherrill's "3 kinds of incompetence," which is also superb. Best part is she dings him for his Fox News tactics and then ... those Fox News tactics fail. Second best part is this kicks off her Gubernatorial campaign against a MAGAt.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Fup...
Mikie Sherrill Asks Pete Hegseth About 3 Areas Of His 'Incompetence' As Secretary Of Defense
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
www.youtube.com
June 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Today is my 50th birthday. I've never felt so alone in my life. Hey, I didn't throw myself off the balcony, though, so I have that going for me.
May 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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This was a masterclass from Carney.

Allowing Trump to set out his incoherent arguments, giving him all the rope he needed to hang himself. Then Carney took his moment & calmly dismantled him in his own office. Trump has rarely looked so small.

#ElbowsUp 🇨🇦

(🎥 The White House)
May 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM