Me at the BBQ restaurant to my husband: “I’d love to explain the plot of Tender is the Flesh and why it reconverted me into a vegetarian”
Him: 😳 “that’s enough”

@nytimes.com gradually paywalling all free games has me doing the opposite of what you were going for - instead of subscribing, I deleted the app and won’t renew the gift subscription I got my parents. Also stopped listening to the Daily when they paywalled. There are other ways to run your business

A hill I will die on - people will do anything to not buy a minivan, even if a minivan is exactly what they want. Ik so many millennial women who describe a mini van and buy a pilot/highlander/Pallisade

It blows my mind how bad the Spotify AI is. Playlists they built that reference a whole decade will include songs from a different decade. This should not be hard?!

Me: Is this the PGA?
Husband: You mean the Masters?
Me: Is it not the same?
🙄

Something they don’t tell you about being a parent in Massachusetts, take your toddlers to restaurants that have Keno on the TVs. Toddlers LOVE to scream out the numbers and yell “Keno!!” Or at least mine does…

Went to my first @thepwhl.com game today. Great vibes. DJ played Vanessa Carlton. Ads were for bras and cosmetics. Women’s sports are where it’s at.

My toddler saw a picture of Lady Gaga and asked if she was Mother Gothel from Rapunzel 😆 but fwiw she really likes Abracadabra

Why is there so much hate for this episode of White Lotus on here? It’s honestly my fav so far.

Now that I’m back in the office a few days a week, I’m trying to rediscover my style, but my style is somewhere between Chris Fleming and Noel Fielding in Great British Bakeoff, but with slightly less chaotic prints 😭

My 19 mo. has this new thing where she screams “mommy farted! Mommy pooped!” In public when I’ve done no such thing. It’s both mortifying and very funny.

There is something very funny about looking up a cookie recipe, only to be asked if you would accept all the cookies

Hot tip: don’t use the “Santa is watching” line on sassy toddlers. Mine now says “Santa is watching YOU, Mama” anytime I ask her to do something she doesn’t want (get changed, brush teeth, etc.). Guess I’m getting coal this year.