Our healthcare system loves to flaunt MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS…until your mental health starts declining because the system is failing you. They’ll force you to sit and wait in your physical pain. They’ll minimize your pain. Scrutinize your pain…then tell you to see a shrink.

I love how every time I share my screen with someone important, a sticky/reminder pops up that says “Menstrual notes: 34 day blood tree” or “Bowl log. How many Fleets deep are we?” Are there settings to to prevent this? Yes. Am I going to use them? No. Personal brand: Transparency in chaos.

Ladies and gentlemen, the bar has officially fallen out of the bottom of the Earth. gothamist.com/news/former-...

Thanks, Trump voter, for putting my kid’s life in danger. Congestion pricing is one of the biggest steps NYC has taken to make the streets safer. Thanks y’all. Happy about your eggs and two genders? I have no kindness in my heart today.

Patiently waiting for the camera to pan to Brittany Mahomes kissing up to Trump while Taylor Swift flips him off because she’s probably the only person on this planet who’s Trump untouchable.

Watching Elizabeth Warren punch RFK in the junk. That man is toxic.

Me for the first time ever: Thank God for big pharma.

Calling all hot sluts. Follow me on Bluesky. Actually, just be a nice person. Probably can’t say hot sluts even though it’s a vague term.

Words are tricky.
Cookies taste yum.
Kitty cats like murder.
So let’s make social fun.

Even Cher’s Blowin’ In the Wind. All I Want to Do is an underrated album, anyways.

Any version that isn’t the Bob Dylan version. Like for literally, y’all.

Beyoncé: I'm so proud of my daughter.

Also Beyoncé: No vocal solo for you this year, Blue Ivy. Also, remember to stay out of my light.

Cheers to that, Bey....