carlyjanees
@carlyjanees.bsky.social
9 y/o: *chuckles* yeah...that definitely isn't up to OSHA regulations....
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
9 y/o: *chuckles* yeah...that definitely isn't up to OSHA regulations....
listening to a podcast about curse of the werewolf and it turns out that it's a HUGE pet peeve of mine when people say "woof" instead of woLf ! who knew!
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
listening to a podcast about curse of the werewolf and it turns out that it's a HUGE pet peeve of mine when people say "woof" instead of woLf ! who knew!
the boys have gotten into football lately and they are absolutely shocked that I can throw a football pretty well
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
the boys have gotten into football lately and they are absolutely shocked that I can throw a football pretty well
taught old guy number 1 how to pirate nhl games so I guess it all balances out
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
taught old guy number 1 how to pirate nhl games so I guess it all balances out
unfortunately the first old guy just talked the second (very drunk) old guy out of leaving a $20 tip on a two shot tab, so now he's my enemy
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
unfortunately the first old guy just talked the second (very drunk) old guy out of leaving a $20 tip on a two shot tab, so now he's my enemy
a different old guy (self proclaimed) just unironically cheersed his shot of jameson with "i'm so fucking lonely" let's gooooo
October 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
a different old guy (self proclaimed) just unironically cheersed his shot of jameson with "i'm so fucking lonely" let's gooooo
they're replaying one of the yankees games at this bar and this old couple just came in and the man exclaimed "oh look, the yankees are playing toronto...we caught it in plenty of time....I hope the yankees win" and full on WAGGLED his eyebrows
October 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
they're replaying one of the yankees games at this bar and this old couple just came in and the man exclaimed "oh look, the yankees are playing toronto...we caught it in plenty of time....I hope the yankees win" and full on WAGGLED his eyebrows
avs game on one screen, @fyapod.bsky.social live on the other, my hyperfixations really showed up tonight
October 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
avs game on one screen, @fyapod.bsky.social live on the other, my hyperfixations really showed up tonight
avs twitter? blue sky???? psychic for tonight is absolutely josh manson let's gooooooo avs
October 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
avs twitter? blue sky???? psychic for tonight is absolutely josh manson let's gooooooo avs
happy to report that I still, after all these years, know every lyric to no pads, no helmets...just balls
September 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
happy to report that I still, after all these years, know every lyric to no pads, no helmets...just balls
witnessing a bunch of colorado land lubbers finding out that the "clam" in "clamato" stands for clams...
September 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
witnessing a bunch of colorado land lubbers finding out that the "clam" in "clamato" stands for clams...
saw a commercial for ai at the movies today that referenced james blunt throughout years of this kid's life but then at the end for the climax played the song she's so high by tal bachman which really sums up ai I guess!
September 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
saw a commercial for ai at the movies today that referenced james blunt throughout years of this kid's life but then at the end for the climax played the song she's so high by tal bachman which really sums up ai I guess!
had a dream that they made a kidz bop version of True Believer and honestly it was really good
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
had a dream that they made a kidz bop version of True Believer and honestly it was really good
found out this week that my parents think I invented the word jabroni !!!
August 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
found out this week that my parents think I invented the word jabroni !!!
the fact that there's texas and la show mcr merch online but new jersey merch sold out within an hour of the stand opening breaks my fucking heart
August 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the fact that there's texas and la show mcr merch online but new jersey merch sold out within an hour of the stand opening breaks my fucking heart
at a rest stop in pa and there's a "mommy and me" stall in the bathroom with both a grown up toilet and a child-size toilet
August 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
at a rest stop in pa and there's a "mommy and me" stall in the bathroom with both a grown up toilet and a child-size toilet
OK so I enjoy folding laundry but I know a lot of people HATE specifically the folding aspect of laundry, but I just saw a video where someone was STANDING to fold??? do people do that??? is that a common thing??? is that why people hate laundry so much???
July 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
OK so I enjoy folding laundry but I know a lot of people HATE specifically the folding aspect of laundry, but I just saw a video where someone was STANDING to fold??? do people do that??? is that a common thing??? is that why people hate laundry so much???
someone at this park brought a huge tortoise???!!! it's just ??? wandering around the playground!!!
June 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
someone at this park brought a huge tortoise???!!! it's just ??? wandering around the playground!!!
since there's not gonna be a rep tv I've decided to continue gatekeeping so it goes...
May 31, 2025 at 8:34 PM
since there's not gonna be a rep tv I've decided to continue gatekeeping so it goes...
kids at the park pretending to drive a bus, the stops are: fried pickle shop, library, school, therapy
May 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
kids at the park pretending to drive a bus, the stops are: fried pickle shop, library, school, therapy
meet me at the planetarium, I'll be the one crying at the taylor swift laser show
May 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
meet me at the planetarium, I'll be the one crying at the taylor swift laser show
heard a lot of stories today that are making me wonder: do teen girls no longer have girl friends that will tell them their boyfriends are dirtbags? I feel like when I was a teen I had tons of girls telling me when my boyfriends were dirtbags. and some of those girls weren't even my friends!!!
May 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
heard a lot of stories today that are making me wonder: do teen girls no longer have girl friends that will tell them their boyfriends are dirtbags? I feel like when I was a teen I had tons of girls telling me when my boyfriends were dirtbags. and some of those girls weren't even my friends!!!
was feeling grouchy so I listened to some best coast and now I mostly feel grateful that im not THAT grouchy all the time anymore
May 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
was feeling grouchy so I listened to some best coast and now I mostly feel grateful that im not THAT grouchy all the time anymore
welp. I guess I have time to find a hobby now.
May 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
welp. I guess I have time to find a hobby now.
shout out to these bartenders for splitting the tvs evenly between the nuggets game and the avs game
May 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
shout out to these bartenders for splitting the tvs evenly between the nuggets game and the avs game