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if the harp doesn’t play when i die then ill know something is very wrong
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
if the harp doesn’t play when i die then ill know something is very wrong
It would be terribly inconvenient for a zombie apocolypse to start right now..
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It would be terribly inconvenient for a zombie apocolypse to start right now..
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I'm not a alcohol connoisseur I'm an alcohol consumer
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I'm not a alcohol connoisseur I'm an alcohol consumer
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I love you Will Toledo
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I love you Will Toledo
I cant stop watching magic tricks
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I cant stop watching magic tricks
Why does 2 minutes go by faster than 1 minute?
October 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Why does 2 minutes go by faster than 1 minute?
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you hit the woah so viscerally bro
October 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
you hit the woah so viscerally bro
Calling my hoes intrusive thots cause theyre obsessed with my freaking head
September 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Calling my hoes intrusive thots cause theyre obsessed with my freaking head
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who up tuppering they wares right now
September 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
who up tuppering they wares right now
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hell is gonna be so on fleek
September 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
hell is gonna be so on fleek
Im thinking on it !!!
September 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Im thinking on it !!!
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no for sure yeah uh yeah dude i mean cmon like obviously yeah
August 31, 2025 at 3:23 AM
no for sure yeah uh yeah dude i mean cmon like obviously yeah
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i’m tired of being part of the problem i want to be the whole problem
August 31, 2025 at 8:25 AM
i’m tired of being part of the problem i want to be the whole problem
Fucking titties w a strap-on, like basket weaving underwater
(Thank you randi from red rock for this one)
(Thank you randi from red rock for this one)
August 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Fucking titties w a strap-on, like basket weaving underwater
(Thank you randi from red rock for this one)
(Thank you randi from red rock for this one)
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got my dissociates degree
August 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
got my dissociates degree
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bouncing on it like the dvd logo (aimless technique, never satisfying, avoiding corners, etc.)
August 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
bouncing on it like the dvd logo (aimless technique, never satisfying, avoiding corners, etc.)
They say jesus was carpenter... but hows hes always giving me this hardwood..??
August 10, 2025 at 7:49 AM
They say jesus was carpenter... but hows hes always giving me this hardwood..??
Jesus keeps turning my wap into wine so they're sending me to rehab
August 10, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Jesus keeps turning my wap into wine so they're sending me to rehab