ZEKE!
@carniecollateral.bsky.social
IT'S A MORON PARTY, AND EVERYONE'S INVITED.
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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻
𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻
𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.
September 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻
𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻
𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.
𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.
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𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻
𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨,
𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗮
𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧,
𝗮 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙚
𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲.
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻
𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨,
𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗮
𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧,
𝗮 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙚
𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲.
November 21, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻
𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨,
𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗮
𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧,
𝗮 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙚
𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲.
𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻
𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨,
𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗮
𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧,
𝗮 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙚
𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲.
They are spoiled a lot, my brothers love Blinky and Dunkaroo. But you can't really give them TOO many treats because they could get sick or even overweight from too much treats, so we try to balance it. . .
That's what they tell me, though.
That's what they tell me, though.
September 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
They are spoiled a lot, my brothers love Blinky and Dunkaroo. But you can't really give them TOO many treats because they could get sick or even overweight from too much treats, so we try to balance it. . .
That's what they tell me, though.
That's what they tell me, though.
[Pulling up the videos on his phone, of these adorable little squeakers rolling around on circus balls for treats.]
The little white one with the brown patch is named Blinky, and the other one, the black one that looks like an oreo cookie is Dunkaroo.
The little white one with the brown patch is named Blinky, and the other one, the black one that looks like an oreo cookie is Dunkaroo.
September 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
[Pulling up the videos on his phone, of these adorable little squeakers rolling around on circus balls for treats.]
The little white one with the brown patch is named Blinky, and the other one, the black one that looks like an oreo cookie is Dunkaroo.
The little white one with the brown patch is named Blinky, and the other one, the black one that looks like an oreo cookie is Dunkaroo.
[Nodding sagely OOC and IC.]
...Hey, My brothers are training guinea pigs for a new age circus act... Yeah, embarrassing, I know, but... do you wanna see some of the videos?
...Hey, My brothers are training guinea pigs for a new age circus act... Yeah, embarrassing, I know, but... do you wanna see some of the videos?
September 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
[Nodding sagely OOC and IC.]
...Hey, My brothers are training guinea pigs for a new age circus act... Yeah, embarrassing, I know, but... do you wanna see some of the videos?
...Hey, My brothers are training guinea pigs for a new age circus act... Yeah, embarrassing, I know, but... do you wanna see some of the videos?
[Zeke's the embodiment of pinching your temples and sighing tiredly.]
September 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[Zeke's the embodiment of pinching your temples and sighing tiredly.]
Glad to hear it. Even though I don't look it, I am.
[Stoic competition and your opponent is Craig Tucker.]
[Stoic competition and your opponent is Craig Tucker.]
September 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Glad to hear it. Even though I don't look it, I am.
[Stoic competition and your opponent is Craig Tucker.]
[Stoic competition and your opponent is Craig Tucker.]
Hey, Craig.
How're the guinea pigs?
How're the guinea pigs?
September 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hey, Craig.
How're the guinea pigs?
How're the guinea pigs?
[Texting @southparkcows.bsky.social ]
📲: hey clyde
📲: can i come over
📲: i got a bag of weed and a new bong calling our names right now.
[Anything to get him out of watching his parents' practicing their stand up.]
📲: hey clyde
📲: can i come over
📲: i got a bag of weed and a new bong calling our names right now.
[Anything to get him out of watching his parents' practicing their stand up.]
September 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
[Texting @southparkcows.bsky.social ]
📲: hey clyde
📲: can i come over
📲: i got a bag of weed and a new bong calling our names right now.
[Anything to get him out of watching his parents' practicing their stand up.]
📲: hey clyde
📲: can i come over
📲: i got a bag of weed and a new bong calling our names right now.
[Anything to get him out of watching his parents' practicing their stand up.]
God damn it, if I wake up to make Boyardee, and I get "snakes in a can" 'd again, I'm moving out.
September 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
God damn it, if I wake up to make Boyardee, and I get "snakes in a can" 'd again, I'm moving out.
[Resisting urge to make a joke, as if the clown blood in his veins was physically injuring him internally.]
Then go rest, Clyde????
Then go rest, Clyde????
September 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
[Resisting urge to make a joke, as if the clown blood in his veins was physically injuring him internally.]
Then go rest, Clyde????
Then go rest, Clyde????
[In the most dead pan voice of all time.]
I didn't follow @guitarqueero.bsky.social back when I thought I did. What if I exploded right now.
I didn't follow @guitarqueero.bsky.social back when I thought I did. What if I exploded right now.
September 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
[In the most dead pan voice of all time.]
I didn't follow @guitarqueero.bsky.social back when I thought I did. What if I exploded right now.
I didn't follow @guitarqueero.bsky.social back when I thought I did. What if I exploded right now.
[Demonic chanting.]
burgers burgers burgers
burgers burgers burgers
September 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
[Demonic chanting.]
burgers burgers burgers
burgers burgers burgers
[Walking with his Emotional Support Dog, Evil Fucking Wizard, or, erm, Wizzy, for short. Wizzy is sticking close to Zeke, sniffing around for danger.]
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
[Walking with his Emotional Support Dog, Evil Fucking Wizard, or, erm, Wizzy, for short. Wizzy is sticking close to Zeke, sniffing around for danger.]