Today was of course a day of somber regret and desperation, as the Orange Dickhead became President again.  I did not watch one single moment of the inauguration and I am not hanging on tenterhooks…

We recently took a 7-night trip to Key West, Florida.  We arrived the Friday before Christmas and flew back the Friday after. Highlights included: drinking, eating, bar crawling, more drinking, skydiving, boating (twice, on boats we drove ourselves), going to church on Christmas Eve, visiting Fred the Tree on the old Seven-Mile Bridge, miniature golfing, and more drinking.  We stayed in a bed-and-breakfast just off Duval Street, literally overlooking the…