I believe FDR would like to have a word with these folks.

I hate this timeline. Idiocracy was supposed to be satire, not a blueprint!

I have the curse of lactose intolerance, so I'll be looking on with a tinge of jealousy more than judgement. Drinking cow's milk isn't worth the pain for me. On occasion, ice cream is worth it. Just make sure I'm close to the toilet first.