I don’t know what possessed me to buy this tea. It looks a bit depressing with that label hanging out

Has anyone done three #Ajovy shots at once? Did it work better than one a month? Neurologist has recommended it but I’m not looking forward to it #migraine

I don’t like to fail a challenge, so my Duolingo friend quests are usually “You 42 lessons/Friend 3 lessons”. I stop short at high-fiving them.

Following the sheer terror of Woman of the Hour, I keep thinking about how good it was for being more interested in the women than the serial killer

I removed X from my home screen but kept getting notifications so I just deleted it completely- feels good

Just come back from the supermarket with the air of someone returning from the Battle of the Somme

Looking after my parents’ dog and I know it’s good in a way that it forces you to go for walks - but I’d prefer it in nice weather when I’m happy to go for walks anyway and don’t have to pick up poo

I read how to leave “X” which involved deleting all your tweets - after going from 3.4K to 3.3K I lost the will. Anyway I’m here now.

I just made an omelette with leftover chilli in it and I won’t be doing that again

I think it’s high time I wrote something on here - don’t want to be a “lurker”. Hello 😊