Caroline Hooton
carolinehooton.bsky.social
Caroline Hooton
@carolinehooton.bsky.social
Writes a little, reads a lot.
Huh. My money is still on Suella Braverman …

: innocent face :
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yes. And he wore them back then as well. Fforde has some great anecdotes but it’s his Lambert story that has stuck with me. 🙂
December 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I wish his imperial majesty a speedy and dignified recovery.
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Jasper Fforde worked on that film and told a convention that Lambert is very short sighted, which is why he is squinting all the way through it.
December 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Word to all this.
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 AM
On the plus side you have excellent taste in PAC-man ghosts.
December 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s 96 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and I’m wearing a casket.

Hit it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I am clearly old as this was where my brain went.
a man holding a cup with the words " now that 's what i call high quality h2o "
ALT: a man holding a cup with the words " now that 's what i call high quality h2o "
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
How rude! Neo knew where the camera was *supposed* to be and it is not his fault that you let him down. Disgraceful. Such a Very Good Dog.
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I was not one of those people. All sausage rolls are good sausage rolls just like all dogs are good dogs.
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
BROTHERS IN BLOOD by Amer Anwar won the CWA Debut Dagger Award and offers a fresh take on the crime thriller format through its setting within the British Asian community and its ex-con main character who is forced to turn detective - bit.ly/3Kk9w1j #bookreview #crimefiction #crimethriller
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM