sadomasocaro
@caroslime69.bsky.social
disgusting little freak
*satirical, fictional, comical*
*satirical, fictional, comical*
hey no offense but what the hell do you want from me?
December 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
hey no offense but what the hell do you want from me?
say hello to virgil the little chipmunk lad. he's actually half gerbil half boy but everybody calls him the little chipmunk lad. this never fazes him.
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 AM
say hello to virgil the little chipmunk lad. he's actually half gerbil half boy but everybody calls him the little chipmunk lad. this never fazes him.
pretty sure sleeping on my back at night would solve almost all my problems
December 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
pretty sure sleeping on my back at night would solve almost all my problems
god does NOT give us 3 holes for nothing
December 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
god does NOT give us 3 holes for nothing
I've been "edging" a manic depressive episode for like 6 weeks now
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I've been "edging" a manic depressive episode for like 6 weeks now
pms'ing. sloshed out. horned up. slopped up n squelching.
December 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
pms'ing. sloshed out. horned up. slopped up n squelching.
mf'ers be rubbing any which way then act surprised when I get rubbed the wrong way.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
mf'ers be rubbing any which way then act surprised when I get rubbed the wrong way.
yall mind if I gain a bit of perspective?
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
yall mind if I gain a bit of perspective?
crying yourself to sleep all by yourself King?
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
crying yourself to sleep all by yourself King?
just one of those days where I wanna just shit around, dick around all damn day ‼️
October 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
just one of those days where I wanna just shit around, dick around all damn day ‼️
I think I'm done talking. I've said enough actually
October 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I think I'm done talking. I've said enough actually
if I have brain fog does that mean there's also moss and lichen and shit in there too? an entire ecosystem? the shrooms I microdose are running a mycelium network through my synapses?
October 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
if I have brain fog does that mean there's also moss and lichen and shit in there too? an entire ecosystem? the shrooms I microdose are running a mycelium network through my synapses?
freaking out about my gender need to watch some red green show and chill tf out
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
freaking out about my gender need to watch some red green show and chill tf out
men are so sexy I wish they weren't nefarious malevolent ghouls
October 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
men are so sexy I wish they weren't nefarious malevolent ghouls
okay one last evil deed then I'm changing my ways I swear to God
October 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
okay one last evil deed then I'm changing my ways I swear to God
me, to my therapist: uh yeah, obviously I'm going to "lose myself in others". I'm a jester whose sole job it is to entertain
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 AM
me, to my therapist: uh yeah, obviously I'm going to "lose myself in others". I'm a jester whose sole job it is to entertain
sloppy top Thursday gonna be sooo crazy this week‼️
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
sloppy top Thursday gonna be sooo crazy this week‼️
I want a Suzuki sidekick so bad but I'm terrified I'm going to get blown off the side of a mountain in it
October 20, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I want a Suzuki sidekick so bad but I'm terrified I'm going to get blown off the side of a mountain in it
made him throw his head back and squeal with delight
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
made him throw his head back and squeal with delight
this might come as a surprise to most of you but I'm extremely emotionally disturbed and terrified of ending up alone which isn't a great mix but that's what I'm workin with!
October 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
this might come as a surprise to most of you but I'm extremely emotionally disturbed and terrified of ending up alone which isn't a great mix but that's what I'm workin with!
WHERE MY NEW LEASE ON LIFE AT???
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
WHERE MY NEW LEASE ON LIFE AT???
me, dissociating: whose pussy is this?
October 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
me, dissociating: whose pussy is this?
whole lotta love spilling out of these G cups... but for whom??
September 27, 2025 at 7:44 AM
whole lotta love spilling out of these G cups... but for whom??
Crossing my arms over my chest sleeping on my back like a fuckin vampire
September 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Crossing my arms over my chest sleeping on my back like a fuckin vampire
who up battling they depression
September 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
who up battling they depression