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carowhine.bsky.social
carowhine
@carowhine.bsky.social
questionable company
In honor of @write2liv.bsky.social I am starting Mad Men for the first time and will be posting my thoughts
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I feel like my biggest red flag is that I don’t fully understand how dish washers work
April 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just damn near choked to death on a chocolate chip be careful out there
April 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I need an outlet for my high thoughts my mom is tired of me texting her
March 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Imagine being bitch made couldn’t be me JD Vance gotta live that life every day in that yucky lil suit
March 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I just feel like if my blue sky social media posts were so bad the fbi would show up
March 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Already getting flagged on this little ass app unbelievable
March 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It’s so sad that white men in their 60s are becoming anti medicine because what they really need is to take a chill pill
March 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Oh I’m sorry is this thing on?
March 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Poppin pussy to The Japanese House
March 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Today Kait called me while leaving work and said, “bitch the sun??? Is out?? I’m talking dick full out” ma’am !
March 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We need to optimize foods of the hot pocket variety
February 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Having a chimney in Florida is so embarrassing
January 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Muppet Christmas Carol but Kermit has a gun
January 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Green Day kinda the Rush of the 00’s but less groovy and probably collectively less pony tails
January 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Sometimes I miss having a boyfriend because who am I supposed to drop hints to about what I want for Christmas? Does anyone care that I want a wooden stirring spatula?
December 10, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Man at the airport bar just taking a glass of milk down
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Cracking up listening to skrillex what is this lmao
December 5, 2024 at 11:50 AM
I packed ahead of time. I went to bed early. I triple checked that I had everything and even took the trash out. Why the hell am I anxious?????!!!!!!?????
December 5, 2024 at 10:43 AM
You can cyber any day it doesn’t have to be Monday
December 2, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Imagine being high watching the nightly draft call during the Vietnam war and your year got called
November 26, 2024 at 3:13 AM
If you drink raw milk ignore this !! You’ll be good just do 4-30-10 tomorrow at planet fitness you’ll sweat it out!
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 25
Bird flu virus has been found in a batch of raw milk sold in California, and consumers should not drink it, the state Department of Public Health warned Sunday.
Bird flu virus detected in raw milk in California | CNN
Bird flu virus has been found in a batch of raw milk sold in California, and consumers should not drink it, the state Department of Public Health warned Sunday.
www.cnn.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
jira board 1 week into the sprint i love setting unrealistic expectations for future caroline
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 PM
I love how this app just works and doesn’t suck
November 25, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Watching Pretty Woman for the first time and this man really just asked Richard Gere is he could drive a stick shift???? Like baby, it’s in the name
November 22, 2024 at 3:16 AM