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Carpe Derpum (S. Ben Price)
@carpederpum.bsky.social
1967 - current
Translator, traveller, eater of good food and drinker of wine, ruiner of otherwise perfectly good parties with acoustic guitar version of Wonderwall.
Responsibilities include: opening the door for the cat, forgetting why I came into rooms
10 billion euros diversified through offshore shell companies, private charity/foundation, crypto OTC and bearer assets. My people will call your people.
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I concur.
December 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
How about that eye on Jupiter!! Sure would be swell to have one of them I reckon!!
a man with braces on his teeth is smiling in front of a bulletin board
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December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Boiling them in oil has its appeal. But I'm reminded of an imam in deepest Texas (so a very suspect outsider) who, when asked about how he dealt with the (mostly extremely racist) natives, said, "we don't engage, instead we try to organize with like-minded people."
December 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Genocidal human-rights violator and all-around shitstain on humanity Netanyahu handed the Witless Shitgibbon the presidency by meeting with Harris the week she announced her candidacy. It was by design. To be fair, she wasn't ready for that level of Machiavellianism.
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"En EEUU se vive mucho mejor"

Soy EEUU. Es un monumental montón de chorradas. Incluso si tengas grandes cantidades de dinero, la pobreza, la falta de cohesión social y representación gubernamental, y la estupidez y codicia del mundo empresarial te lastrarán la calidad de vida enormemente.
December 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
AI produces a combination of good output and convincing bullshit. Non-experts often can't tell the difference. It's rocked the translation world, mostly because end clients, by their nature, don't know what coming out on the other end.
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Agree. It's just a tool. Now you kids get the hell off my lawn.
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The baseline is disappointing and appalling behaviour.
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The Australian response has been to double down on the imperialist, settler-colonialist, racist mindset. The core message is that Western lives (Israeli lives) are far more important than Arab and Muslim lives, that collective punishment + ethnic cleansing are fine as long as it's in Gaza + W. Bank.
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Maybe lipless grin or gripless lens.
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
That's why God invented blenders.
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The only things that are more American than religious hypocrisy and moral duplicity are racism and murdering brown-skinned people in far-flung lands.
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December 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM