Dan Carpenter
carpenterdf.bsky.social
Dan Carpenter
@carpenterdf.bsky.social
Official World Record Holder. Variously called a "local character", "nutjob" and "quiche eating terrorist sympathiser". The Jack Dee of dewatering
Considering I've just been into Poundland in Reading and they have EASTER EGGS on sale I'm starting to think maybe the "Christmas is cancelled" weirdos have a point.....
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I know it's very uncool to say anything remotely positive about Keir Starmer, but frankly, I'm glad we have a leader that is more grown up than this. Imagine KS tweeting about, for example, Adele
May 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
.....i beg your pardon Everyone Active, you want to charge how much for someone to swim during the middle of the working day?

I say this with the utmost respect, but go to hell you profiteering disgrace for a company
May 15, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Just a reminder for those out voting in today's #LocalElections2025
May 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
December 11, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Todays Construction Enquirer is just pure filth
November 27, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 21, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Last weekend we brought some of my girlfriends old books back from her parents to sell/pass on to other people. Slightly concerned that I either may be offed by her, or at the very least she may start her own true crime podcast....
November 17, 2024 at 11:42 AM