carpetgirl92.bsky.social
@carpetgirl92.bsky.social
Why are there goatees
February 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Why are there goatees
A baby is to jingling keys as I am to yaoi
February 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
A baby is to jingling keys as I am to yaoi
I am Gorgooklicecrocksfan, King of Kings
February 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I am Gorgooklicecrocksfan, King of Kings
You ARE the hissing twink
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
You ARE the hissing twink
Babygirl what if you were an ambitious young talent who I know is destined for greatness, and I was the kind but actually very jaded and battle worn authority figure who turns out to be doing fucked up shit, like low-key war crimes, cause her family got killed and it fucked up her moral compass?
January 18, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Babygirl what if you were an ambitious young talent who I know is destined for greatness, and I was the kind but actually very jaded and battle worn authority figure who turns out to be doing fucked up shit, like low-key war crimes, cause her family got killed and it fucked up her moral compass?
Tribalism is really fun I should do it more
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Tribalism is really fun I should do it more
Unveiling my new fursuit! I worked really hard on it!
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Unveiling my new fursuit! I worked really hard on it!
I’ve got geese in my desk and crazy flavored salts up my sleeve, you have not even a single idea of what im capable of
January 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I’ve got geese in my desk and crazy flavored salts up my sleeve, you have not even a single idea of what im capable of
Google show me toby ziegler dressed like a kitty cat scampering around a living room with absolutely no tact or decorum
January 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Google show me toby ziegler dressed like a kitty cat scampering around a living room with absolutely no tact or decorum
The Year of the Femgoy
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The Year of the Femgoy
THE ONE PIECE IS TEALLLLLL!!! Can we get much bluer? So blueee…
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 AM
THE ONE PIECE IS TEALLLLLL!!! Can we get much bluer? So blueee…
Girl sausage
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Girl sausage
I utilize the pronoun “they” for other people as a wizard would cast a spell, shooting power into the world to create chaos and damage
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I utilize the pronoun “they” for other people as a wizard would cast a spell, shooting power into the world to create chaos and damage
Revolution! A sacrilege of power! In 2026, the lower class shall claim what is rightfully theirs! From the bottom rungs of society, us, the marginalized, shall rise from our disarming positions! The tops had their chances, and wasted them! Bottoms understand head-pat technique like no one else! War!
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Revolution! A sacrilege of power! In 2026, the lower class shall claim what is rightfully theirs! From the bottom rungs of society, us, the marginalized, shall rise from our disarming positions! The tops had their chances, and wasted them! Bottoms understand head-pat technique like no one else! War!
what if paul dano is superman?
December 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
what if paul dano is superman?
Why didnt god make more men like paul dano? Was it because god knew that something so precious had to be kept from the masses, only to be share his heart with the most holy soul to be found? or was it a sign that woman and man is but fantasy, and the true calling of womankind is to commit yuri?
December 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Why didnt god make more men like paul dano? Was it because god knew that something so precious had to be kept from the masses, only to be share his heart with the most holy soul to be found? or was it a sign that woman and man is but fantasy, and the true calling of womankind is to commit yuri?
If paul dano was the singer in an indie rock band from the 2000s, i would be his groupie, i would wear t-shirts with his face on it, i would bring posters to his shows with his face on it and glitter and hearts, and i would likely cry a bit when he talks about his beautiful wife, but maybe thats ok
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If paul dano was the singer in an indie rock band from the 2000s, i would be his groupie, i would wear t-shirts with his face on it, i would bring posters to his shows with his face on it and glitter and hearts, and i would likely cry a bit when he talks about his beautiful wife, but maybe thats ok
As far as i can remember, I always wanted to be an uwu kitten
December 28, 2025 at 10:23 PM
As far as i can remember, I always wanted to be an uwu kitten
Kitten… stop calling me cringe, kitten… stop talking about my forehead albedo kitten, its really hurtful…
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Kitten… stop calling me cringe, kitten… stop talking about my forehead albedo kitten, its really hurtful…
When the skies open up, and the streets overflow with the pain and rage of our friends… do not raise your eyebrows, do not even blink. Because it was always like this… there was no thunder or lightning.
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
When the skies open up, and the streets overflow with the pain and rage of our friends… do not raise your eyebrows, do not even blink. Because it was always like this… there was no thunder or lightning.
Past twenty houses, and twenty stepping stones, there lies the wicked piece… it is cruel, it is terrible… do not despise it, for that is when it shall rear up in fury, and murder…
December 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Past twenty houses, and twenty stepping stones, there lies the wicked piece… it is cruel, it is terrible… do not despise it, for that is when it shall rear up in fury, and murder…
Minimalism is when you definitely dont really do things, and maximilmalism is when you definitely kinda do things, sometimes, like, lots of things, and also loudly
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Minimalism is when you definitely dont really do things, and maximilmalism is when you definitely kinda do things, sometimes, like, lots of things, and also loudly
RiP pope francis, rest inpeace bud…
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RiP pope francis, rest inpeace bud…
Word of the day: “fascistic”. Idk what it means, but is fun to say and it sounds cool
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Word of the day: “fascistic”. Idk what it means, but is fun to say and it sounds cool
Could I build social capital from being the only uwu kitten in this world who can actually fucking communicate
December 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Could I build social capital from being the only uwu kitten in this world who can actually fucking communicate