Don't worry though, we're going to try to sign a striker in January.

It's a frustrating one. We'd done so well to get to a point where we looked the most likely to win. And then we fuck it up. And Villa played as if they were confident that we would eventually let them score.

That's better

Surely there's some 70s TV you could reminisce about??

What's so unappealing about thinking about elderly British politicians having sex?

....did I write this..?

I was going to say that I'd expect Donny to be a comic sans fan - I use it at school because it's easier for my little'uns to read. Then I tried to imagine him reading anything and realised why it wouldn't matter to him what it looked like.

"You don't get to come to our house and dictate what's acceptable... although actually... sorry, turns out you do get to do that."

*scribbles frantically in notebook*

"Idea for the next Bond: two Ms?? Bond has to uncover the imposter?? One of them a voluptuous young woman, maybe..?"

"Ian Fleming?? No, no, my dear chap. Goodness me, no, he's dead, don't you know. I'm...err...*Zian* Flemming. Spelled with two Ms so it's really not even the same name at all, you see, I'm not Ian Fleming."

Oh god, no. Run away.

Yeah that was some bullshit

I have to agree with Neil. I'm not even that big into F1 but surely all can see that Max Verstappen is a lil bitch.

Exactly. Should have had money on it.