Carrie E. Bryan
@carrieebr.bsky.social
Old bat with pot holders, cats, and quilt jam.
It's as if the ruzzians don't know that the statement "Employees will be flogged until morale improves" is sardonic commentary on the boneheadedness of management.
January 24, 2026 at 4:13 PM
It's as if the ruzzians don't know that the statement "Employees will be flogged until morale improves" is sardonic commentary on the boneheadedness of management.
Could be, but won't.
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Could be, but won't.
So he gets food, drink (not booze), clean warm clothes, indoor toilet, as much warmth in winter as any Ukrainian, possibly even letters to/from relatives, and safety, for the rest of his life. In other words, a better life than if he were sent back to ruzzia. Somehow that doesn't seem right.
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
So he gets food, drink (not booze), clean warm clothes, indoor toilet, as much warmth in winter as any Ukrainian, possibly even letters to/from relatives, and safety, for the rest of his life. In other words, a better life than if he were sent back to ruzzia. Somehow that doesn't seem right.
What was her first clue?
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
What was her first clue?
An old snark says you're an alcoholic only if you drink more than your doctor does.
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 AM
An old snark says you're an alcoholic only if you drink more than your doctor does.
When the toxic member of the marriage threatens to divorce you because you won't let them bully you, accept.
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
When the toxic member of the marriage threatens to divorce you because you won't let them bully you, accept.
The Felon's commitments aren't worth the water they're written in.
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The Felon's commitments aren't worth the water they're written in.
Employ the Diaper Donnie Technique, and dr**n them in Lake Michigan. Your family expenses will shrink bigly!
January 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Employ the Diaper Donnie Technique, and dr**n them in Lake Michigan. Your family expenses will shrink bigly!
So the Felon wasn't an informer: he was a procurer.
January 1, 2026 at 4:23 PM
So the Felon wasn't an informer: he was a procurer.
Because she's a woman, and if she has something he wants, she's in a country he's afraid to enter.
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Because she's a woman, and if she has something he wants, she's in a country he's afraid to enter.
Well, putin is half right. Ukraine is out to persuade the oligarchs to k*ll him before he tanks the ruzzian economy completely.
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Well, putin is half right. Ukraine is out to persuade the oligarchs to k*ll him before he tanks the ruzzian economy completely.
Ruzzia attacks unarmed civilians because attacking Ukraine's military costs too much.
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Ruzzia attacks unarmed civilians because attacking Ukraine's military costs too much.
Nobody sane. He's not sane.
December 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Nobody sane. He's not sane.
If Dump is impeached and convicted of treason, Vance and the entire Cabinet go with him, per 14th Amendment. Perhaps that's what we should aim for.
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If Dump is impeached and convicted of treason, Vance and the entire Cabinet go with him, per 14th Amendment. Perhaps that's what we should aim for.
Zelenskyy was a brilliant comic actor, writer, and director before he got into politics. His business was (and still is) to read the room and convey sarcasm without saying a word. Watch the clip for what Donnie is saying when Ze winks at the press.
December 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Zelenskyy was a brilliant comic actor, writer, and director before he got into politics. His business was (and still is) to read the room and convey sarcasm without saying a word. Watch the clip for what Donnie is saying when Ze winks at the press.
Businesspeople - some businesspeople - are good for their businesses. They're terrible for the economy.
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Businesspeople - some businesspeople - are good for their businesses. They're terrible for the economy.
Too dumb to know when he's being lied to.
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Too dumb to know when he's being lied to.
The Felon would agree to anything and follow thru on none of it.
December 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Felon would agree to anything and follow thru on none of it.
Lavrov is revising their position from "war until Lisbon is ours" to what?
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Lavrov is revising their position from "war until Lisbon is ours" to what?
Very fitting that Zelenskyy got an upgrade of the welcoming committee instead of the WH clown show.
December 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Very fitting that Zelenskyy got an upgrade of the welcoming committee instead of the WH clown show.
Ruzzia always lies.
December 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Ruzzia always lies.
Only 131 drones? In the end, the last 46 soldiers of the ruzzian army will be lined up at the international border, waving their crutches menacingly and yelling at the Ukrainian border guards.
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Only 131 drones? In the end, the last 46 soldiers of the ruzzian army will be lined up at the international border, waving their crutches menacingly and yelling at the Ukrainian border guards.