Carrie (Not The Prom Queen)
@carrieeedabook.bsky.social
Legal professional, History junkie, Hip Hop and Yacht Rock enthusiast. Happy to suggest cool things to check out in Chicago.
Waiting for videos of them incorrectly using a battering ram and getting knocked on their sorry asses.
January 22, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Waiting for videos of them incorrectly using a battering ram and getting knocked on their sorry asses.
Cuz he’s so fione! 🤣
(My guess is he’s a nepo Harvard baby.)
(My guess is he’s a nepo Harvard baby.)
a man in a brown tank top is saying brother is fione .
Alt: Brother is fione which was a cool 1990s spelling for fine as in hot. This is a joke because the guy is an idiot.
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Cuz he’s so fione! 🤣
(My guess is he’s a nepo Harvard baby.)
(My guess is he’s a nepo Harvard baby.)
Come on McDonalds, do your job.
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Come on McDonalds, do your job.
But her emails is the new Epstein files
January 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
But her emails is the new Epstein files
There’s a big protest in downtown Chicago right now.
January 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
There’s a big protest in downtown Chicago right now.
Did Kash need his private jet to get first in line on the KC runway?
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Did Kash need his private jet to get first in line on the KC runway?
Happy Pride! 🌈
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Happy Pride! 🌈
Do the news outlets have to pay for the journalist lunches? I’m assuming MLG management doesn’t offer the fake news free meals.
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do the news outlets have to pay for the journalist lunches? I’m assuming MLG management doesn’t offer the fake news free meals.
Any time I see 🔳🔳🔳 I will just insert the name we all know is behind the redaction. And when the redaction covers a survivor’s name I will fill in “poor girl, I hope she’s doing ok now.”
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Any time I see 🔳🔳🔳 I will just insert the name we all know is behind the redaction. And when the redaction covers a survivor’s name I will fill in “poor girl, I hope she’s doing ok now.”
He didn’t say it like his normal verbal diarrhea. He wrote it, and had the opportunity to reread it before he posted it. Garbage person.
December 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
He didn’t say it like his normal verbal diarrhea. He wrote it, and had the opportunity to reread it before he posted it. Garbage person.
I just had a thought. A lot of republicans are mad at Trump for his Rob Reiner post. But since a lot of GOP people grew up watching and learning from All in the Family, and are upset at his post; what if Trump’s post finally takes him down and Rob wins posthumously? That would be cool.
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I just had a thought. A lot of republicans are mad at Trump for his Rob Reiner post. But since a lot of GOP people grew up watching and learning from All in the Family, and are upset at his post; what if Trump’s post finally takes him down and Rob wins posthumously? That would be cool.
I think we all know who is on the right side of history, and it isn’t the Fyre guy.
December 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I think we all know who is on the right side of history, and it isn’t the Fyre guy.
She once again forgot to check the “does anyone care?” box on the pre-trial form.
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
She once again forgot to check the “does anyone care?” box on the pre-trial form.
As a joke, “Big Business” but both sets of twins have one MAGA and one liberal. It’s essentially the exact same movie as the first one, but this time with smart phones.
a group of women in pink and white polka dot dresses are dancing in a hallway
Alt: 2 sets of twins switched at birth realizing they were switched at birth but a man entered the ladies restroom and everyone screams due to the chaos
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
As a joke, “Big Business” but both sets of twins have one MAGA and one liberal. It’s essentially the exact same movie as the first one, but this time with smart phones.
Can’t wait to see how this DOJ creates a redaction or privilege log. Get ready for some vague-ass descriptions.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Can’t wait to see how this DOJ creates a redaction or privilege log. Get ready for some vague-ass descriptions.
Gen X. He’s 55, definitely not a millennial. I’m not sure who is worse, Cenk or Bill.
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Gen X. He’s 55, definitely not a millennial. I’m not sure who is worse, Cenk or Bill.
President. Of CrossFit?
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
President. Of CrossFit?
He tight rolled outta that grave for Us!
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
He tight rolled outta that grave for Us!
How about we don’t buy holiday gifts? My family stopped buying 15 years ago and it’s been wonderful.
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
How about we don’t buy holiday gifts? My family stopped buying 15 years ago and it’s been wonderful.
I would have been lazy and just spelled couch with a K.
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I would have been lazy and just spelled couch with a K.
Good thing she’s “blonde” and can lock in the Fox News job next. Her softball sports background could be a hindrance, but the cross necklace might cancel out the lesbian sportsball.
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Good thing she’s “blonde” and can lock in the Fox News job next. Her softball sports background could be a hindrance, but the cross necklace might cancel out the lesbian sportsball.
Scrooge McDirtyDuck?
a cartoon character is buried in a pile of gold coins
Alt: Recommended ALT: a cartoon character is buried in a pile of gold coins.
MY ALT DESCRIPTION: It’s Donald Trump as Scrooge McDuck swimming in gold coins while wearing a full body bathing suit to cover up his “problem areas”
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Scrooge McDirtyDuck?
Since her parents chose the Megyn spelling, I always read her name as Megynelotrimin
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Since her parents chose the Megyn spelling, I always read her name as Megynelotrimin
Roy Cohn taught him well back in the day. Never put anything in writing.
Except now he tweets and bleats whatever is on his mind while he’s on the golden toilet next to his boxes of documents.
Except now he tweets and bleats whatever is on his mind while he’s on the golden toilet next to his boxes of documents.
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Roy Cohn taught him well back in the day. Never put anything in writing.
Except now he tweets and bleats whatever is on his mind while he’s on the golden toilet next to his boxes of documents.
Except now he tweets and bleats whatever is on his mind while he’s on the golden toilet next to his boxes of documents.