Carrie Wittmer
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Carrie Wittmer
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when Matthew Rhys speaks in The American Revolution
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
my multitudes cannot be contained
October 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
jeremy strong has Benjamin button disease
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
making this my cover photo on LinkedIn
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
taste
December 23, 2024 at 4:40 PM
real cinema
December 22, 2024 at 5:18 PM
me seeing the brutalist 9am christmas eve
December 21, 2024 at 3:25 PM
the chair i sit in when i rewatch the family stone every year
December 4, 2024 at 11:39 PM
i always wanted to get married during awards season
December 3, 2024 at 2:35 AM
taking two massive magnesium vitamins before seeing wicked at 8pm
November 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
obsessed with my vibe as a friend
November 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
me when the Bad Sisters theme starts
November 20, 2024 at 10:57 PM
no worries all… fashun CVS Xmas tree will save me
November 17, 2024 at 3:32 AM
the modern leper started blasting from my phone on the b train bc i forgot bluetooth was off
November 15, 2024 at 9:11 PM
getting married in
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 PM
my dog watching me listen to armie hammer talk on his podcast about the vasectomy his mom bought him for his 38th birthday
November 13, 2024 at 3:41 AM
two wolves (Ben Gibbard ex-wife / Property Brother fiancé)
December 4, 2023 at 3:02 AM
in my kitchen watching someone in the building behind mine watch the May December hot dog scene
December 3, 2023 at 3:51 AM
every american politician lies and cheats, but only one of them slays…
December 1, 2023 at 5:48 PM
me seeing bradley cooper’s maestro at 11:15am
November 30, 2023 at 4:05 PM
Henry Kissinger funeral outfit
November 30, 2023 at 3:41 AM
me seeing May December at 1pm on a Tuesday
November 28, 2023 at 5:18 PM
death cab/postal service outfit is conquering Madison Square Garden’s powerful AC
September 20, 2023 at 12:26 AM
me watching Oppenheimer
August 18, 2023 at 10:38 PM
David Zaslav
July 5, 2023 at 8:35 PM