Carter Edman
@carteredman.bsky.social
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I'm just an architect. Standing in front of a client. Asking them to pay me.
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carteredman.bsky.social
This is Melville channeling Mark Twain
carteredman.bsky.social
America was sexy from 1922-1929 and again from 1956-1968.
carteredman.bsky.social
Hand made medieval and early modern screws are so impressive!
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wiswell.bsky.social
There's at least one good thing in this world.

That thing is that you're in it.
carteredman.bsky.social
This is like the least bad thing it could be
carteredman.bsky.social
Jesus wept

Because ICE tear gassed him
carteredman.bsky.social
I don't care if you believe in God or not, you goddam pray for Dolly, you hear me?
carteredman.bsky.social
Stop telling me how weak republicans are while they're shooting and abducting US citizens
carteredman.bsky.social
You are officially an ohioan and are obliged to eat funnel cake.
carteredman.bsky.social
I don't think we appreciate enough how much people like Merel are the backbone of our society. I honor and salute her!
carteredman.bsky.social
Stop telling me how they seem weak while they're shooting and arresting law abiding US citizens
carteredman.bsky.social
Also and not for nothing but people who don't have health insurance tend to go bankrupt and die
carteredman.bsky.social
Winning? Are we even fighting?
carteredman.bsky.social
He's such a good negotiator he might get us back to where we were before he fucked everything up
carteredman.bsky.social
I mean, that's the point
carteredman.bsky.social
I'm just glad we're blaming the most vulnerable people!
carteredman.bsky.social
"How did you know to put your sausage in ze fruit press?"

"My vife is from Minsk!"