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7-9 Division Champs!!!

I was at the Beastquake game. Most fun at a game ever.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
God damn I knew I was following a true one.

This announcement was felt in my bones. In early 20’s kid just lit back up inside me (phrasing).
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
As long as they don’t clash. When one team is black, it’s easy.
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
wow. this is where I learn that one of our (disgraced) national papers has less than 100k print circulation around the country.

I can't tell if that makes me happy or sad.
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Starting to really see the riffs. This party only worked if EVERY person was onboard with the tom foolery. Now that we see repubs pushing back, its gonna be down fall from here.

... Let's see how the Dems screw this up.
December 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I too want them.
December 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is preferred for them. When you're fighting an imaginary enemy, you can label anyone as that enemy.
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Because this was shared, Im obligated to start discourse.

Micheal "Big" Dickson deserves to the Punter position for NFCW.
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'll read, I promise. But my off the cuff assumption is the NFC is crazy top heavy this year which made a lot of NFC teams schedules harder than they should have been.
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Disney paying for the privilege of having incels create erotic versions of Ariel.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
So Disney is paying $1b for the rights to have their characters used by others?

How has AI warped everyone’s minds? I never thought I would see Disney pay for others to use their content.
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Once again.. it’s not your job to wonder if it’s illegal. It’s your job to report whether it’s legal or not.
December 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
But what about Tires, Stars, and The Man?
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I have to imagine that she was suffering from a strong case of Imposter Syndrome while in that role.
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Call me IshMYBALLS."
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Fake news
December 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Deep cut, but I listen to the Dan Lebatard show and a producer on the show (Chris Cote) thought, for the majority of his life, that the players name was "Frank O`Harris" and that he was Irish.

I cant not think about that every time I see him pop up.
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I made this, this morning. I don't do memes well. So I expect to ride this one out daily until Rivers shows his face or not.
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I follow you religiously.

I don’t understand this one. How is the Chipotle free?
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I think theres catchup happening. A lot of big corps bought the fabricated hype and started campaigns. They take a while to manifest. By the time they release them, theyre already behind. Theyre starting to see true user sentiment with AI and I think we're gonna get a 180 on a lot of this stuff.
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If he plays this weekend against the Hawks and is only down 1 score with 2 min remaining, the Hawks are done for.
December 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM