Ken
@cartoonballoons.bsky.social
I ain't gonna study war no more, ain't gonna study war no more, I ain't gonna Study. War. No. More.
The text exchange with Ms. Spouse was so sweet. May her memory be the greatest of blessings.
February 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The text exchange with Ms. Spouse was so sweet. May her memory be the greatest of blessings.
That's the perfect couplet.
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
That's the perfect couplet.
One of my favorite random movie quotes ever was from "Rango," when he asks the Spirit of the West if they're in heaven, and the Spirit replies no--"If it were, we'd be eatin' Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak." No inaccuracies detected.
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One of my favorite random movie quotes ever was from "Rango," when he asks the Spirit of the West if they're in heaven, and the Spirit replies no--"If it were, we'd be eatin' Pop-Tarts with Kim Novak." No inaccuracies detected.
This always seemed off--women named "Harriet" are generally born at the age of 62 and automatically enrolled in the Ladies' Guild at church....
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This always seemed off--women named "Harriet" are generally born at the age of 62 and automatically enrolled in the Ladies' Guild at church....
I feel like the shirt offers a simple-enough rule to live by. And yet....
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I feel like the shirt offers a simple-enough rule to live by. And yet....
Born in Omaha, Nebraska. In a million years I'd have never guessed that.
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Born in Omaha, Nebraska. In a million years I'd have never guessed that.
Good song bomb. I accept.
Wife and I loved your show in Wilmington a week or so ago, btw. ♥️
Wife and I loved your show in Wilmington a week or so ago, btw. ♥️
October 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Good song bomb. I accept.
Wife and I loved your show in Wilmington a week or so ago, btw. ♥️
Wife and I loved your show in Wilmington a week or so ago, btw. ♥️
Here's Leeta and Kira, although I have a hard time figuring which head goes with which body.
September 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Here's Leeta and Kira, although I have a hard time figuring which head goes with which body.
I'm sorry you have to see this, sir.
August 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I'm sorry you have to see this, sir.
Oh man, they're everywhere.....
August 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Oh man, they're everywhere.....
Honey traps probably from hostile nations.
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Honey traps probably from hostile nations.
I always try to find ways to show a little kindness, and to make sure to smile whenever I'm about to speak to someone. Even little things like that can make a difference in the middle of [waves arms] all this.
August 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I always try to find ways to show a little kindness, and to make sure to smile whenever I'm about to speak to someone. Even little things like that can make a difference in the middle of [waves arms] all this.
I remember that moment. Absolutely hilarious.
July 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I remember that moment. Absolutely hilarious.
Got one of those myself not long ago, along with a bunch of others. Not hard to picture them disappearing here in the States. 😡
May 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Got one of those myself not long ago, along with a bunch of others. Not hard to picture them disappearing here in the States. 😡
My "tariffs" stickers arrived today, Feisty! Love 'em, thank you.
May 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My "tariffs" stickers arrived today, Feisty! Love 'em, thank you.
This. Is. Brilliant.
April 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This. Is. Brilliant.
Sacrifice flies should not be a thing. Nobody is TRYING to pop up; we're no longer going to erase an at-bat just because there happened to be a fast runner on when you did.
March 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sacrifice flies should not be a thing. Nobody is TRYING to pop up; we're no longer going to erase an at-bat just because there happened to be a fast runner on when you did.
