god i love a Kurosawa fight scene. nobody makes me that scared that i, in the audience, am about to die soon and i’m going to see and feel it the whole time, oh no!

The WHO'S HARRY CRUMB theme is a goddamn banger.

youtu.be/uRT5IRpSpOA

Elfs. Dwarfs. Hobbix.

a 160 hot dog omelette for the whole village

Moreover, I am especially grateful to artists like @idiotwitchamelia.bsky.social, @jessyedmusic.bsky.social, @rhinestonetomboy.bsky.social, and @paisleyfields.bsky.social for giving of themselves when it would be so much easier not to

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bestial surf rock. blackened calypso.

Citadel and storm

cover up

just described the raspberry as a fruit that’s all elbows

pitched-down cuica is what they call me down by the docks

i feel like the pitched-down cuica in this song some days m.youtube.com/watch?v=wFU1...

eerie false daylight on the sponge. wouldn’t it be fun if tennis players called it that? the sponge?

play ball!

I’m the mortician in Richard Scarry’s Busytown. I’m a dog who wears a baseball hat that says “who let ME out”. I drive a dried up footlong meatball sub that’s also a hearse every day.

restaurants with an area that used to seat more people

:helicopter flies over: i hope that someone’s just real sick

Dog Semiotic

a one woman stage adaptation of mr bean directed by lars von trier. asking my spouse to run a tape recorder to capture the BESTIAL noises of surprise i make, once more, seven or eight times before the sesame seeds get sprinkled

i can wear corded headphones anywhere on earth except for my own kitchen, where they catch on idk, a ladybug’s dream and are yanked so violently from my ears, launching my phone out of my pocket and clattering across the floor into the next room, seven or eight times in the course of cooking dinner

Alien wearing my skin trying to convince you not to shoot it

it’s on the criterion channel!

substitute teacher wheels out the tv cart and puts on a VHS of the DEVILS (1971). it’s french class so