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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 11h

My latest Trump/Elmo impersonation, for 10 minutes straight. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/elmo-inter...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 1d

Sneak peek of tomorrow's Elmo/Trump interview audio

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 1d

Fair not everyone is a fan 😂

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 1d

If you think the Democrats would start winning again if they *just* talked about this one *obvious* thing, there's probably someone else complaining that they only talk about that thing:

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-democr...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 1d

Today, a more political post than what you'd expect, but I wanted to cover the myriad of people who think either 1.) the Democrats are doing just fine and don't need to change anything or 2.) the thing they need to change is their one favorite issue.
www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-democr...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 2d

After a decade of constantly being fired, I found myself in a "dream job" with....no job responsibilities. Here's how I kept my job for three years without working. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-i-kept...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 2d

I realized I could keep my job not by doing any valuable work but by using my special interest in social dynamics to make everyone like me:

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-i-kept...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 2d

After a decade of constantly being fired, I found myself in a "dream job" with....no job responsibilities. Here's how I kept my job for three years without working. www.cartoonshateher.com/p/how-i-kept...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 3d

I think enough time has passed that I can admit I’d be really ticked off if I was in a Febreze commercial and unknowingly blindfolded in a room full of garbage

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 4d

Today, my favorite outfits I wore, bought and sewed in September, plus a sale on annual subscriptions! www.cartoonshateher.com/p/fashion-fa...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 5d

Putting less effort into your appearance will not read “fashion elite” or “old money” if you aren’t actually in those groups.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/you-look-b...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 5d

Putting less effort into your appearance will not read “fashion elite” or “old money” if you aren’t actually in those groups.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/you-look-b...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 5d

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/you-look-b...

You Look Better When You Try Hard

And frankly, most people aren't in danger of trying too hard.

www.cartoonshateher.com

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 5d

Even if “fashion insiders” are too busy to wear mascara or nail polish, nobody will mistake you for one because you eschew these things.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/you-look-b...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 6d

I'm doing a study on parents and screen time! Please fill out my survey if you are:

1) a parent
2) living in the US
3) have at least one child age 2-10 who lives with you

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Screentime Survey

Anonymous survey about screen time. ONLY for American parents (living in the US currently, regardless of country of origin) who have a child age 2-10 who lives with them.

docs.google.com

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 7d

Today I wrote about how “optimal” parenting is at odds with having lots of kids, and that some compromises need to be made.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-crunch...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 8d

I wrote about the urge to “punch up” and assume the only loneliness that matters is your own, and everyone else’s is self-imposed.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-im-lo...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 7d

Asked my 2 year old what was in her purse and she said “monkey” so I checked

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 7d

Exactly! It’s either that or your kids potentially getting dangerously hurt by not listening to you.

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 7d

Yes, I covered this!

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 7d

If you think having 5+ kids is ideal, you have to admit you’re willing to compromise on something. What will you compromise on?

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-crunch...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 7d

Today I wrote about how “optimal” parenting is at odds with having lots of kids, and that some compromises need to be made.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/the-crunch...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 8d

Generally sub stack users are a lot more nuanced, and good faith, but there’s still some bad eggs there

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McNally 🗺️ @likethemaps.bsky.social · 8d

This was very good.

Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 8d

I wrote about the urge to “punch up” and assume the only loneliness that matters is your own, and everyone else’s is self-imposed.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-im-lo...

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Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 8d

Proving my point, between substack and twitter I’ve gotten loads of comments telling me that:

1) “nobody” is making fun of lonely men and if they are it’s deserved bc they’re misogynistic

2) women can’t be lonely because some guy they don’t like would probably fuck them

Cartoons Hate Her! @cartoonshateher.bsky.social · 8d

I wrote about the urge to “punch up” and assume the only loneliness that matters is your own, and everyone else’s is self-imposed.

www.cartoonshateher.com/p/when-im-lo...

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