Could always speech to text. I’m sure it won’t be awkward at all.

Vroom vroom, bitch.

That motherfucker did it again. (ʘ‿ʘ✿).

She’s seen my hair when I don’t curl it. Like a limp blob. Brush and go my ass.

Also, my hair is a p common topic of conversation at work rn. It’s unusual for it to be this long, so my coworkers fixate on it.

At least the capybaras could still hear the bugle from in the rock. 😂