Health Insurer Requires Patients to Begin Operating on Themselves Before Arriving at Hospital
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Before the election, I was reading historical fiction about WWII female codebreakers and spies, French Resistance, and Nazi Germany in 1930s. I’ve cut that shit out! Too close for comfort. I always wonder…would I be a brave resistance fighter or a collaborator to get extra sausages?

Here’s what I’ve been doing since Nov. 6:
Eating chocolate cake, eating pancakes, sleeping. I vomited. Going thru 7+++ stages of grief. Using word “dystopia” a lot. Also, “WTAF.” Wondering what Kamala Harris is doing. Sanest when going for walks.

X reminds me of a bad men’s cologne. Glad to be here with the butterfly people.

Tim Walz, I miss you. Can you come give me a big dad hug?