Japan was arguably worse; google 'nanjing' and 'section 731'. But USA is numba 1! The American multi-genocidal spread to the West directly inspired Ol' Adolph (he wrote it down). The policy was 'Manifest Destiny' or 'we can kill these guys and take their land which must mean god wants us to.'

F this washed out palette. Battlecat was GARISHLY green and orange, and that's the way we liked it! Man at arms armor was bright 'gold'. Some of these characters were created by kids. Dude with a camera for a head. One-giant-impractical-hand guy was named Fisto. Subtle is the exact wrong choice.

Same. The whole company is staffed by kind people who like to do things, and our customers are amazing to work with. I am happy to be riding this goddamned unicorn.

Documentary I will never forget: '60s Black Power meeting, interviewer asks 'what do you all think about feminism'. Dude says hell no. Girls in that film side eyed him so hard it must have left a bruise. Justice, respect is for everyone or truly no-one. There just isn't any both-ways about it.

I believe that if enough of us do this, it may call the Jared into being. We can gaslight a sandwich, an awful sandwich because Subway, into existence. Help me bring forth this evil into the world. We can do it, America!

The legend is, they only froze the head.
[brad pitt voice] What's in the box? WHATS IN THE BOX
[nicolas cage sexy voice] Yeah. What IS in that box. What you got for me?
[morgan freeman voice] Now, y'all remember that scene from A Christmas Story where the kid get's his tongue stuck to a pole?

Massholes 11: the Shell Game

Nor truly dead- your melted garlic butter won't save you from the Pinch of the Vampire Lobsters! (coming soon in 3D)

Yo, heard you was lookin for Louis' Lobstah Laundry, you got some dirty strictly ornamental crustaceans you need cleaned?