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Cassiopeia
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"I am thoughtful--full of thoughts, all the time, inescapably, exhaustingly. But I am also mindless--acting in accordance with default settings I neither understand nor examine."
--John Green
she/her
Pinned
Mfw the non-halogenated waste is more fish than i'll ever be (it has dimethylformamide in it)
Single father who drops his child off at the nursery at home depot because he thinks it's for childcare
January 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Mother called my sneezes "dainty" the sneeze training is working
January 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Mouth sores got me poppin tylenol the way House pops vicodin
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What if one of the members of the blue man group was trans and they had to rename it to the blue them group
October 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I've finished volume 5 of the mimosa confessions, and my thoughts are stars i can't fathom into constellations
September 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Yeah
September 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
At least he knows
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS IT

He's been staring at her and jealous of other guys and warm and fuzzy around her and still wasn't sure he liked her like cmon mannnn
September 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
😍
September 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Posted without comment
September 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
don't worry man it seems like she's into scrubs

Start singing "I'm no superman" and "how to save a life" and she'll fall even deeper in love with you
September 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
This relationship is NOT off to a great start but i'm sure it'll pull through
September 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
A savory crepe is basically just a taco (my mexican boyfriend is gonna kill me if he sees this)
September 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Describes a phd pretty well tbh
September 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I MAKE MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO SHILL MIMOSA CONFESSIONS VOLUME 5 AS DIGITAL EDITION IS OUT NOW!!!!
September 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
sounding with a meat thermometer because I wanna know how close I am to being done
August 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Watching a Tesla turn into Taco Bell like the fairy godmother going to the fast food place in Shrek 2
August 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
No way the Saw fandom is called Sawdom like what do they all say "yeah I'm into sawdomy"
August 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What no one tells you about wearing thigh highs with sock glue is that if you sit in a chair for too long then try to stand up fast you'll rip the skin off your bare thighs like that dude in Saw 3D
August 3, 2025 at 2:20 AM
THE MIMOSA CONFESSIONS VOLUME 5 IS AVAILABLE TO PREORDER ON KINDLE!!! IT COMES OUT SEPTEMBER 25TH!!!!
July 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
>finds cute trans guy x (probably) trans girl manga
>there's only 9 chapters and 3 are very short
>it's "on hiatus"

i'm gonna cry
July 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I forgot that in the Mimosa Confessions volume 2 Kamiki is basically the antagonist and Sera is the annoying old wise person lecturing him. like shen and the soothsayer from kung fu panda 2
July 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Queer-to-queer (Q2Q) connection (n.): The ability for two queer people to talk extremely closely despite not having known each other long due to have many shared experiences.
July 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
real toxic yuri is realizing that the girl you've been kissing is straight and just thought that you were kissing platonically
July 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"It almost feels like we're friends" is me with every friendship ever
July 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM